Silver Tongue

every game grumps playthrough

arin: *skips tutorial*
danny: *talks over important opening cutscene*
arin: wtf am i supposed to do here?
danny: idk. maybe [correct guess]?
arin: i don't think so??
danny: yeah, you're probably right
 *12-15 minutes of them walking in circles*
danny: wait, what are we supposed to be doing again?
arin: I'm trying to do [right thing] and have to [wrong thing] to do it
danny: What if you [right way to thing]?
arin: That won't work, see?
arin: *does right thing and works*
arin: oh. well I'M the idiot I guess

funny story

funnystories:

Once when I was in elementary school I went to a friend’s house, and during dinner time my friend’s dad never showed up to eat. After dinner we were playing in my friend’s room and I was like ‘hey, where’s your dad?’ and he just kind of stared out the window at the sky and he said very sadly ‘he’s not here right now, but he’s always watching over me’. And I was like ‘OH. Oh my god. I’m so sorry, I didn’t know he passed away’, and my friend turned to me with a look of horror on his face and whispered “he’s an astronaut.”

Like I think people think that legs are like attractive or whatever, but I think most people have hairy legs and good looking legs are a myth. Cover it up.

putuksstuff

gearholder:

That’s why socks are a thing mannn u .u

man-with-the-skeleton-arms:

I see trees of green
Red roses too
I see them bloom
For me and you
And I say to myself
What a wonderful world

weloveshortvideos:

True Life: emo kids

LIES
emo kids have no life

thatsthat24:

sominyminecraft:
deathbyspaceglam:
thatsthat24:
Doing What Your Parents Ask ✉️
Mom: Go and get the mail!
Thomas: *groan* (leaves house) Where do I get the- (sees Leo) Ah.
Leo: Hey.
(Leo knocks on the door. Mom answers.)
Thomas: (carried by Leo) He says he’s male.
I ship it
^^^^ Another mail pun

I’m sure that relationship would have it’s UPS and downs.

We need a pony dentist dang

Anonymous

gluttonace:

silver-tongues-blog:
hollllow:
I can make one yooo
I think we all know how that would turn out
Originally posted by giffing-the-screen
You know me far to well

This means you should totally make a singing dentist character

amonisis:

Maybe Judy should get decaff next time…

xshioxx:

undertale log2

hntrgurl13:

Well damn! Bill was possessing scientists WAY back in the day!