Silver Tongue

kendrixtermina:

chavisory:

librarychair:

Universal basic income would cause a massive economic boom as people who could previously barely get by decide to buy things like cars and houses and dishwashers and new clothes and employ the services of repair techs at need instead of putting it off indefinitely.

When I started getting $525 a week in extra unemployment at the start of the pandemic, I spent so much money just replacing everything in my apartment that was either irreparably broken or had been driving me crazy for years.

srsly, most poorer  or even middle income ppl spend all they get. 

Give more money to bezos & co and they’ll just tuck it away in a tax haven or do stock buybacks. 

yet unemployment money and welfare are controversial (let alone UBI) while corporare bailouts aren’t, all because of irrational stereotypes. 

money is less than worthless when its not being spent

hellbabyfromhell:

*military man enters my store*

military man: i would like to use my discount.

me: okay : )

*i text my friends this image *

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me: thank you have a nice day!

*the military man exits, with me never knowing he is the legendary solid snake, ignorant of his intense hardships and personal growth*

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yassification:

thealogie:

frougpepe:

gnarlypup:

*looks at sherlock* it’s very smoll

oh my god it was me

this is the very first ever documented use of smoll. you’re all a witness to language history here.

the damage you have done to society

goatpaste:

goatpaste:

goatpaste:

world-heritage-posts:

goatpaste:

Attacka

world heritage post

Oh good glad to hear

in honor of this becoming a world heritage post or whatever

a long awaited squeakquel i meant to make months and months ago

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to everyone in the tags with the “homophonic bowser” “so long gay bowser” and  “love DOESNt win”

your all wrong, bowser is just already in a committed relationship

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emil:

evilscientist3:

“I can fix him” well i can send email

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meshugenist:

evilvarric666-archive:

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Am I just tired or is this like, deliriously funny.

this just happens with boston airport normally irl

savethewailes:

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Just floatin

dhovorei-remake-deactivated2022:

dhovorei-remake-deactivated2022:

dhovorei-remake-deactivated2022:

dhovorei-remake-deactivated2022:

dhovorei-remake-deactivated2022:

Men can’t use tools or they get scared

Men can’t fart or poop

Men have to curtsy when they meet someone important

Men can’t burp or drive cars

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Men can double jump