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hollllow:

I can make one yooo

I think we all know how that would turn out

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Originally posted by giffing-the-screen

truckerjbthemd:
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“ Report: 95% Of Grandfathers Got Job By Walking Right Up And Just Asking
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Fun story my history teacher told us: his grandfather during the industrial revolution walked past a flyer...

truckerjbthemd:

entwinedmoon:

kaiitea:

73r:

priceofliberty:

Report: 95% Of Grandfathers Got Job By Walking Right Up And Just Asking

Fun story my history teacher told us: his grandfather during the industrial revolution walked past a flyer which said “looking for smart strong boys” so he went into the factory, said “i’m strong and smart”, and he had that job from age 13 to 78

and this is why they expect the younger generation to simply “get a job” ahh it’s so much clearer now

#basically everyone aged Baby Boomer and up #still can’t wrap their heads around the fact that there’s no such thing as ‘just walking in’ anymore #like the majority of jobs you’d actually want require online applications and you’re lucky to get a rejection email  (via halffizzbin)

Here’s another fun story: My boss decided to slap my work phone number on all the ads we post looking for newspaper carriers. So I receive a bunch of calls from people looking for jobs. Working only part time, I’m not usually there when they call, so they have to leave a message and I take their info to pass on to my boss. Sometimes it can be weeks before my boss calls any of these applicants back, if at all. How the callers respond to not getting a callback varies. Most don’t do anything, but some call again. If the person sounds young, they may leave another message clarifying their qualifications and reaffirming their interest. If the person is old, and I can always hear it in their voice, they respond by getting mad, threatening to cancel their newspaper subscription, and occasionally swearing. The older generation is used to getting a callback, and an immediate one, so they throw a tantrum when they don’t get what they want.

And everyone calls Millennials entitled.

Mind. Blown.

I’m just gonna point out that this is from the onion

While the statistics are fake, the sentiment behind it is probably real considering how sassy the onion is.

omnipresentabomination:

omnipresentabomination:

where’s the dislike button for posts

dark xkit, give me dislike and deblog buttons

striderriere:

his smile means everything to me 

Sometimes I reread Fullmetal Alchemist and I just

nimrochan:

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These two panels are on the same page

br00taldan:

trans-girl-linkle:

so i was looking up fanmade mega evolutions on google and i googled ‘mega mantine’ and i got

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This is so cute

notsuchasecret:

I figured it out.

The reason we’re so sick of het romances in popular media is because we’ve already reached the pinnacle.

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There will never be a better straight couple than Kissin’ Kate Barlow and Sam.

eeneyaoifan97:

just-shower-thoughts:

I wonder what animals think roads are.

they call it thunderpath why dont you read a warrior cats book you fool, you imbecile

cubern:

cubern:

Why is it that every piece of Japanese pop culture has gotten a costume in Mario Maker but we haven’t gotten the most obvious choice yet

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nintendo please pay me $10,000