why do we have butt cheeks i dont understand why did we evolve this way
what use do butt cheeks have
oh my god I HAVE THIS KNOWLEDGE
fun fact: butt-cheeks are one of the things that make us superior to other animals okay note that other apes do not have butt-cheeks
okay don’t quote me on this because I only did sixthform-bio and I’m sure of forgotten loads of stuff but here’s the down-low
back when we were evolving from ape to human, one of the most important things that happened was when our spine started meeting our brains at a sort of 90 degree angle instead of like 45 degrees, which meant that we could straighten up and walk on two legs which was a pretty rad development
except alas oh no our muscles weren’t built to allow us to walk around on two legs because that requires a sort of twisty motion of your hips as opposed to whatever the fuck it is everything else does AND SO ape-people started evolving with longer, narrower waists so that our bodies could twist with every footstep and we could strut along the fashionable catwalk that is neanderthal evolution
but then once this had happened, people realised that we had an advantage over other animals and we would be better at chasing and killing them but we weren’t very good at running
so that’s when we developed the glutenus maximus which is a really badass-sounding name for the muscle in your derriere which helps us to support our spine in an upright position so we don’t get tired, and helps the legs to rotate nicely so that we can run, and has a nice big fat storage around it to help us get energy so that we can run
and that, basically, is the butt-cheek
tl;dr - butt-cheeks were the result of thousands of years of natural selection so that we could run fast and slaughter things
thank you so much for such a fabulous, informative and detailed explanation on the evolution of the butt
i feel enlightened and empowered to know my butt is for such a worthwhile purpose, so thank you
i love this butt science post so much
I am letting my butt down. I’m not letting it fulfill it’s true purpose
And here I thought butts for for comfortable sitting…
I always knew my ass was the product of thousands of years of evolution to arrive at this perfect state.
the first thing john does when he realizes there is a meteor headed for his exact location that will impact in just over 3 minutes is high five harlequinsprite bc he’s concerned he left it hanging too long
Warning: The content of this post includes child abuse and multiple beheadings.
Dave and Dirk Strider both have Bladekind in their Strife Decks. At a glance, that just means they fight with swords. Of course, nothing is ever that simple, and Dave and Dirk use their respective swords very differently, and in ways that tell us a lot about their personalities and how they fit into the world of Homestuck.
i see this post every day. every fucking day i see this really buff guy in his stupid fucking gas mask with his shirt off saying DO YOU LIKE TO PLAY CASTLEVANIA BRO and i dont fucking understand. why is he saying that. why am i strangely attracted to him. why ado i see him every day. is this going to last the rest of my life. am i going to be trapped in buff guy castlevania hell for the rest of my disgusting life. im so tired of seeing this muscular man asking me if i like to play castlevania. when will this nightmare end.
i see this post every day. every fucking day i see this really buff guy in his stupid fucking gas mask with his shirt off saying DO YOU LIKE TO PLAY CASTLEVANIA BRO and i dont fucking understand. why is he saying that. why am i strangely attracted to him. why ado i see him every day. is this going to last the rest of my life. am i going to be trapped in buff guy castlevania hell for the rest of my disgusting life. im so tired of seeing this muscular man asking me if i like to play castlevania. when will this nightmare end.
ford should have guessed that bill was a filthy fucking cheater right from the start, because in their first game of chess bill had the black pieces but he took the first move. the white pieces always take the first turn in chess. bill cheated
ok but
neither of them moved a pawn first so it’s possible ford just has no idea how to play chess
I think it’s… the animators who don’t know how chess works :p
Alternative idea: Since the knight can jump pieces, and Bill’s opening move is technically legal, we can conclude that Bill has at least a rough understanding of how to play chess.
However, the queen, Ford’s opening piece, cannot jump pieces and therefore can’t be used as an opening move. Ford and Mabel share the same understanding of chess.
So the game probably went like this:
Bill: *internally* yeah okay he’s a nerd this is probably a good enough opening to catch his fancy
Ford: *internally* fuck fuck fuck I don’t fucking know how to play chess I only know how to play Dungeons Dungeons and More Dungeons. Fuck. I’m just gonna bullshit this and hope he doesn’t notice
Bill: *internally* okay don’t say anything just play along and maybe let him win a few times, don’t tell him he’s using the horses wrong don’t say anything. You can do this, Cipher, you need this guy to build you a portal.
Ford: *internally* he hasn’t noticed, I must be really good at this completely by accident.
Later, Dipper asks Ford to play chess with him and it’s just:
Ford: *opens with the queen*
Dipper: Great Uncle Ford what the fuck
It could be forshadowing to how bill was technically playing by the rules the entire time, but ford ended up cheating to win in the end
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
