shitpeoplesaytowomendirectors:

I worked an Indie film a few years ago called The Haunting of Pearson Place.

A Grip walked into the wardrobe/make-up room and began taking cell photos of a 20-year-old partially nude actress who was having her wardrobe and makeup touched up. When the Producer found this out, he asked to see the pictures (as if highly interested), proceeded to delete them and fired the grip on the spot in front of the crew.

His stated his reason was simple: Everyone is treated with respect and professionalism.

Good Guy!

unpresentable:

the-beauty-in-breakdown:

unpresentable:

doughnuthunter:

unpresentable:

I’m good at math. U + I = 69

Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10

oh

No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53. Cause we got chemistry.

for god’s sake why all these people are so smooth omg

Things tend to be smooth when they’re basic.

missmikalo:

pilotnextdoor:

hiitlikeabeast:

kimberkarolina:

Maybe I’m easily amused but I think this is the coolest thing every time I come into this supermarket.

I’ve never seen such a perfect produce section

This pleases me.

I wanna take one from the bottom and watch them all fall

There are two kinds of people in the world.

dlubes:

worldwidewoman:

ohhhhhhbrae:

ikusaba:

supersmashkev:

this is on a level that i cannot reach

this is teen nick sitcom level

Im crushed because I feel like we’ll never know if it worked or not.

this is so wild…

africanaquarian:

why is it that moms can hear you in the kitchen at 2am but can’t ever hear you respond when they’re calling your name to do shit?

Because they want to tell you in person whatever it is they have to say.

neoduskcomics:

Steven Universe: Gemsonae

I also am a deviantArt person.

Updates every weekend. (This is a work of parody and I’m making absolutely no money off of it)

His gem is ruby!