Silver Tongue

mellarkish:

i hate when old people say tattoos are a waste of money like debra you have an entire cabinet dedicated to expensive plates nobody is allowed to use

memeufacturing:

give a man a fish and he’ll [INVENTORY: <Fish> +1], but teach a man to fish and he’ll [SKILLS: <Level Up> <Fishing> +5 ability] 

clarkesg:

justinlfrancis:

clarkesg:

don’t tell me you can’t use physics in your daily life, once I realized that the marshmallows in Lucky Charms are less dense than the cardboard cereal they reside in, I figured out that stimulating motion (shaking the box) would cause marshmallows to rise to the top of the cereal before I poured it into my bowl = more marshmallows for me and a pissed off brother who can never figure out why all the marshmallows are gone when he goes to eat his cereal

It’s not that I can’t figure it out, it’s just that it’s annOYING AS FRIK AND YOU NEED TO STOP

that awkward moment when you forget your brother follows you on tumblr

curdledmilkk:
“ here’s some bips and dips
I’m going to try not to be lazy, I want to post more art in 2016, I didn’t hardly do anything in 2015
”

curdledmilkk:

here’s some bips and dips

I’m going to try not to be lazy, I want to post more art in 2016, I didn’t hardly do anything in 2015

benepla:

if you ever have about an hour and a half to kill, instead of watching a movie, please watch the three part series of the mcelroy brothers playing fallout 4 and destroying it from the inside out

like i can barely sit through a ten minute letsplay anymore and yet i watched all of these absolutely entranced the entire time

@deep-sea-prince