vinegod:

How to keep your best friend from getting a girlfriend 👬 by Matt Cutshall

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shabnakh-adyr:

We Happy Few

A game of paranoia and survival, in a drugged-out, dystopian English city in 1964. From the studio that brought you Contrast.

It’s a first-person game, set in a procedurally generated, fully 3D city that you must escape before society collapses around you. But, like any good roguelike, you’re probably going to die a few times before you figure out how it all works.

You will need to learn how to conform and avoid suspicion. You will need to hunt for supplies, and craft the devices and weapons that enable you to make it out of town alive. What do the Wellies approve of you doing? What makes them suspicious? What turns them into a homicidal mob? And is there anyone here who can help you?

Welcome, my friends. It’s another fabulous day in Wellington Wells.

Support the game on Kickstarter!

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Wait, isn’t this just another Bioshock? Like practically another clone of Bioshock?

No. This is a rougelike, survival, “stealth in plain sight” game and you don’t get magic powers from taking the drugs, you can overdose and lose your memory– which results in the game generating a completely new map for you. It’s more along the lines of Don’t Starve if anything. Except if Don’t Starve took place in a city where you were trying very hard to blend in with the locals or they’d kill you.

THEY’RE SO CLOSE WITH 9 DAYS LEFT GUYS. THIS GAME LOOKS SO GOOD

YO GUYS HELP THIS MESSED UP GAME BECOME A REALITY

HEY HEY HEY! THIS IS THE LAST OF MY RANDOM REBLOGS TODAY BUT PLEASE GO SUPPORT THIS GAME!!!!!!!!

IT HAS 8 DAYS TO GO AND STILL NEEDS SUPPORT!!! PLEEEEEASE GO SUPPORT IT LOOKS AMAZING!!

Jabberwocky is his biological father but his mother was married. So technically he has two "Fathers" three when Chip gets a ship...eventually...

Whatever happened to celery? the asshole who dumped chip?

chronicallysickchick:

sadgaywerewolf:

I don’t think a lot of people understand how frustrating memory and concentration problems are. It’s not cute or “ditzy” or whatever to forget what you were doing or thinking about moment after you were doing it. Not being able to complete a task or thought because you can’t remember or focus long enough to finish it is a terrible feeling.

The same goes for having word-finding issues. It is incredibly frustrating to know what you want to say but not be able to express it.

The 12 Signs as Dinosaurs

rosexknight:

hoofprint-is-spooky:

Aries: Spinosaurus
Taurus: Brachiosaurus
Gemini: Velociraptor
Cancer: Triceratops
Leo: Tyrannosaurus
Virgo: Iguanodon
Libra: Compsognathus
Scorpio: Troodon
Sagittarius: Chris Pratt
Capricorn: Stegosaurus
Aquarius: Pterodactyl
Pisces: Plesiosauria
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Originally posted by pastaforian

SPINOSAURUS BITCHES!!

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Originally posted by cazzylimerence

Yay, I’m the itty bitty cute ones

demonhunting:

crabbyseer:

queenofheartsonthesleeve:

So today this guy accidentally hit me with the door when he was walking out of a classroom and instead of saying sorry he just looked me over and said ‘pretty cute’ and walked away . And then I realized . I literally just got hit on . The pun is greater than the pain .

I guess you could say that he adores you

get the fuck out

Jin K - Stronger Than Gravity

momnar:

cuddlebuttcheeks:

An amazing mashup of Steven Universe -Stronger Than You and the Gravity Falls theme. Made by Jin K

ohhhhh my god I want this song tattooed in my ears

marynesq:

itssugartitsbitch:

whiteknightswan:

s-madness:

themusethatgrewfromboredom:

la-meilleure-amie:

Everyone SAYS they want a fairytale wedding but when I show up and curse their firstborn suddenly I’m a jerk.

#ok who invited regina
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apparently the firstborn did….

reblogging again. REBLOGGING AGAIN

I rarely reblog things, but cOME ON THIS IS GENIUS.

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There is also one called “Clocky”, an alarm clock that runs away and hides if you don’t get...

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There is also one called “Clocky”, an alarm clock that runs away and hides if you don’t get out of bed on time. When the alarm sounds you can snooze one time. If you still don’t wake up, Clocky will jump off of the bedside table, and wheel away, mindlessly bumping into objects until he finds a spot to rest. You’ll have to get up and out of bed to silence his alarm. Clocky will find new spots everyday, kind of like a hide-and-seek game.

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The Drill Sergeant Alarm Clock will continue to insult you from one of the 10 phrases stored in the clock until you wake up.

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This alarm clock wakes you up with bacon

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The Smash Alarm Clock. You literally smash the top to shut it off.

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The Flying Alarm Clock. Once the alarm sounds, the helicopter flies away and the only way to shut it off is to return it back to it’s base.

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The Target Alarm Clock. As soon as the alarm rings you have to aim and fire the laser gun. Once you hit the bullseye the alarm will shut off.

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Mr Bump allows you to physically throw your alarm clock against the wall to turn it off in the morning.

We also have this thing called a phone