Why the fuck are people turning everything into the Power Puff Girls?
Its supposed to be town of salem
Because you know it’s true
David: We need to know if you still have magic. It might be our only chance to save Emma.
Rumple: Maybe I should try something easy. Like spinning straw into gold.
David: Okay, here’s the straw, and here’s the spinning wheel. Go wild.
Rumple: I need a Saxony Wheel to spin straw into gold. This is a Great Wheel.
David: What’s the difference?
Belle: HE DOESN’T MEAN THAT!!
David: What? They all look the same to me!
*Rumple stares at David*
*leaves the room*
Belle: You just had to, didn’t you?
David: What? What did I say?
*Rumple returns with the right spinning wheel*
*also charts*
*and slides*
*and a power point presentation*
Rumple: I hope your daughter can wait a couple of hours.
Belle: Oh…god…
#rumple is a big spinning wheel nerd #you can’t convince me otherwise
Also we all know Belle knows this presentation because she made one wrong mistake, got this, and read up on every spinning wheel ever to avoid having to hear that ever again.
the longest two hours of her life…
“Oh my God Rumple can’t I just say I’m sorry and we can put this behind us? Honestly don’t you think this is a little over the top for Spinning wheels?”
“Excuse me? Over the top for the VERY TOOL OF MY TRADE WITH WHICH WITHOUT I CANNOT MAKE A LIVING?!”
“You’re The Dark One. You run a Pawn Shop. Every spinning wheel back there looks the same as the one you had in The Dark Castle. How is this NOT over the top?”
“Belle they’re spinning wheels you have to take them seriously.”
“Okay…”
Remember when zileena made him spin tons of gold?
Imagine him doing the presentation to her for an hour and a half until she used the dagger to make him stop.
Reasons why you should have plants in your room
- More clean air
- People think you are cool
- They look pretty
- You can sing to them and they won’t tell you to shut up
- You feel proud when they grow
- You can give them cute names
- pLAnTs
Cons: They might grow and conspire to kill you and your friends after convincing you to let it eat a dentist.
what
FEED ME, SEYMOUR
My cats won’t let me have house plants…
So the “Bernie Sanders Exposed” group on Facebook put this up as I guess reasons not to vote for him but all I’ve been seeing all day is people going FUCK YEAH I’LL VOTE FOR THAT.
I for one welcome our laser unicorn overlord
This is easily doing the exact opposite of what it was intended to do and I am just so amused.
Petition for a Bioware-style Harry Potter video game.
Design your character: Design what your character looks like. Offer a wide range of hair and skin colors and genders (allow options for transgender individuals, etc.)
Choose your background: muggle-born half-blood or pure-blood.
Depending on your background, you are presented with a series of choices during the tutorial phase of the game. This section would include short chapters on the day you receive your letter, the day you shop for supplies in Diagon Ally, and the day you leave for Hogwarts. The choices you make during this section will either determine your house, or will narrow it down to two, from which the Sorting Hat will decide after you have a conversation with it.
Your companions and possible romance characters will come from all four houses. However, you will get to know some of them better than others depending on your house. And depending on your house, they will all react to you differently. They will be diverse.
The games take place the same year as the Epilogue. We meet the HP characters’ kids, and some of them are companions and/or romances. The story will be new, and won’t involve You-Know-Who as he’s gone. Another threat has descended on Hogwarts, and it’s up to you to stop it.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Titanic movie set
How the opening crawl of Star Wars was filmed
Jurassic Park, 1993
The moment before the most famous album cover ever was photographed, 1969
Voldemort and Dumbledore chilling on set
why does voldy have a nose
do you actually think that ralph fiennes cut off his nose for the part
i expected a little more dedication s’all
After lord voldemort was killed, the pieces of his soul started to come back, slowly turning him into tom riddle. Dumbledore is helping him with his transition back into a functional being.
