Silver Tongue

darkmuse112:

underneathswift:

THE LAST DAY GUYS

Every April 30th, like clockwork.

At least I know that the people of tumblr will never let me down.

TOMORROW

thejigger:

chessys:

u know when u have a day that doesnt really follow the storyline of the rest of ur life like this weird holiday special thats never discussed again

that’s a filler 

magistrate-of-mediocrity:

hoody-spooktacular:

unbelievable-facts:

How the Old Spice commercial was filmed. Practical effects.

Not at all what we thought!

This makes these commercials 100 times better

I love practical effects!

I am so glad it’s practical effects

scraps-is-busy:

This is a casual reminder that Hillary Clinton stole the good china when she left the White House. Along with most of the furniture.

Casual reminder that she’s also attempting to guilt trip women and feminists into voting for her while also devaluing those who choose not to vote for her by saying they’re voting for sanders just to flirt with guys.

everyday–princess:

spacepandaprincess:

I keep seeing this princess dinner set here on tumblr

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and I don’t know if you guys know but they also have a space set

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and a landscaping set 

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for all the little boys or anyone who doesn’t like princesses.

I FOUND THEM ON AMAZON!!

Princess, Space, Landscape

deoxyrebornicleic:

gaster-blaster-my-asster:

deoxyrebornicleic:

gaster-blaster-my-asster:

gaster-blaster-my-asster:

boi its finally easter i cant wait to crack and eat the yesman egg i made a few days ago

it didnt crack

Yesman egg is eternal

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look at this smug lil shit

Yesman: I AM FIRE I AM DEATH

hierogriff:

STRONG IN THE REAL WAY

buildabitchworkshop:
“ greenwiseowl:
“ buildabitchworkshop:
“ man i love taquitos and guacamole
”
Or a bag of weed and two blunts.
”
no dude wtf dont u know drugs r fuckin illegal do u want to get us both arrested jfc smh
”

buildabitchworkshop:

greenwiseowl:

buildabitchworkshop:

man i love taquitos and guacamole 

Or a bag of weed and two blunts.

no dude wtf dont u know drugs r fuckin illegal do u want to get us both arrested jfc smh