sexygoatgod:

hayscot:

magic-envelope:

you can be in seattle where is 9am aND IN MIAMI ITS FUCKING 12PM?? it would literally take you 48 HOURS, (THATS TWO FULL DAYS) to travel the 2,735 miles between those two states. an d youRe in the sSAME fUCking coUNtrY what tEh fCUk

BUT LIKE WHAT EVEN ARE STATES?? WHO MADE THEM UP?? 

TEXAS IS LITERALLY BIGGER THAN GREAT BRITAIN AND A HALF

but they’re not even coUntrY tIme zoNEs??? m8 u can be in omaha ne and in columbus ne its fucking 1 hour ahead of you THEY’RE BOTH IN THE SAME STATE???WH AT?/? 

AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON HAWAII

‘we were unable to calculate the route and time by road’ you know fucking why? bECAUsE tHERE ISNTT A FUCKING ROAD. HAWAII IS LITERALLY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN WHAT TH E FU CK AMERICA WHAT THE FUKC

honestly I love seeing non-American people freak out about the geography of our country

Don’t forget about Alaska, way the fuck off in the distance so far that I forget it exists sometimes

That’s because these are many states of in the americas that are united under one single government. If you really wanna get pissed about geography, go look at trussia

beautifulsmilesuperstar:

ohsoswiftly:

thanksforsayingthat:

tumboy:

According to my research done on geni.com, she is a direct descendant of Robert II of Scotland who ruled as the King of Scots during the mid 1300s. He is her 20th Great Grandfather from her father’s side. 

holy shit. really?!!! WOW!

Princess Taylor confirmed

I’ve done my research as well and read the history of Scotland and the families who migrated to the US, one of those are the Swift family. AND TAYLOR also confirmed it at her Glasgow show.

lychgate:

probablyfakeblonde:

I’m SO tempted to start a Scooby Doo/Gravity Falls crossover au called Mystery Falls if it hasn’t been done

“now to see who this dorito really is!”
*pulls odd top part of triangle*
“Stanly pines!?”

sluttyoliveoil:

i wonder if anyone notices that i only wear like three pairs of pants

djsckatzen:

I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR THE PAST THOUSAND YEARS

I’m very cautious of who I have in my inner circle due to past relationships that have gone south even as recent as half a year ago.