I’m 19 but most of that is correct.

dragonmanx:

shipping-the-gods:

trust-me-im-an-expert:

hoceandust:

fleshosphere:

Fill this out in my ask box! One point for every correct answer. Ten points total. I’ll reply with your total score!

First name:
Nickname:
Age:
Gender:
Sexual Orientation:
Nationality:
Relationship status:
Likes:
Dislikes:
Random fact:

BECAUSE I DON’T THINK THERE’S ANYONE CAN GET MORE THAN FOUR POINTS. AHAHAHAHAgods…

I WANNA SEE IF ANYONE GETS 10/10

None of you have a clue

This’ll be interesting

I’d be surprised if most manage to get more than 3 right

I wanna know how much info I let slip

prepare for trouble

crunchy-sheep:

dragon-buns:

crunchy-sheep:

elasticitymudflap:

pastrygem:

A REMINDER SARDONYX CAN BE GREEN AND BLACK

you knOW WHO ELSE IS GREEN AND BLACK

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

robooboe 

isn’t sardonyx red?

Technically the black and green version is Onyx. Sardonyx is specifically the red version of onyx. So no, sardonyx isn’t black and green. 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onyx#Varieties

also the crewniverse never used black and green in their announcement image

Well there’s the theory that jasper is a forced fusion so it’s possible sardonyx is one of the components that make her up.

Or it’s possible that jasper and peridot fuse.

shotas-booty:

It had to be done

nickmoorexvx:

Yesterday a guy came up to me at work was like “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”

I’ll say that again. 

A guy came up to me

at work

and asked “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?” 

At work?

lookatthislittlething:

So this person made a miniature diorama of a Newfoundland bar and put birdseed in it so birds would come and hang out. At the bar.

And then this person put a camera in front of it so you can watch it 24 hours a day, if you want. Maybe you will catch the birds singing karaoke?

rudegyalchina:

aljazeeraamerica:

VIDEO: Newborns illegally given up for adoption decades ago

Dozens of black women were told their newborns had died after childbirth, but it turns out they may have been stolen.

THIS IS SO FUCKED UP!

doasdreamrsdo:

falcnpunch:

askradicalgoodspeed:

darthshadow:

Well fuck you too.

For those that do not get this: Bulbasaur is the first on the pokedex, Mew is the genetic ancestor to all Pokemon  Rhydon was the first Pokemon ever created, and Arceus created the universe so it is also technically the first in that came before everything, even space and time. Therefore there is no correct answer

pokemon aint real hows that answer

YOU WATCH YOUR MOUTH

YOU WATCH YOUR MEOWTH