Was surprised to find this ad at my local Sonic
I MUST HAVE THE BOWSER!
I think you’re missing the big reason why I posted. It’s mario being advertised at sonic.
Okay so @q2qcomics and I are currently apartment hunting for the fall and I just stumbled upon the weirdest apartment ever.
Like at first, wow this looks nice:
How can it be only $650/mo?? Something’s gotta be wrong with it.
… And then you find the floorplan:
Like… WTF is this place? And you realize it’s on bottom of three “apartment units” (Clearly this was meant to be one big place).
This is your enterance:
Have fun living in the maintenance hallway under the rich folks.
It comes with such stunning features as:
Creepy ass long murder hallways.
A room with many doors (all closets).
A bathroom that’s clearly just meant for storage.
And whatever this thing is in your kitchen.
I hope you like wine, A LOT.
this. this is a video game apartment. be wary of lurking assassins. any stray chests probably contain loose gold or weapons
honestly I’d totally live in this amateur counter strike mapper’s first map
I don’t give a shit that the bathroom is in another timezone its cheaper than anything around here
This is literally the first level of Hitman 2
What the fuck
ok quick question is the phrase “going to chipotle with aristotle” funnier if you mispronounce chipotle, or aristotle
both
going to chipahddle with aristoatlay
gay people were not invented until 1977, when the musical group The Village People was formed
straight people are so… bizarre
Hasn’t Team Fortress 2 put literally EVERYTHING before logic and a coherent setting?
Bro have you ever played TF2?
There’s a gun with 2 cans of soda taped to it that let you jump like 7 times without touching the ground.
Pretty sure everones sexually attracted to hats
