deadfeline:

ninefourseven:

ninefourseven:

Avoid ordering physical items from Amazon until July 30th!

This isn’t some petty manufacturing error

This isn’t an outbreak of something stupid like anthrax

IF you make the mistake of ordering from Amazon in the next month and a half not only will you help prototype the new drone overlords, but in addition you could be seeing one of these MONSTROSITIES arrive at your front door

HOW WILL YOU BE ABLE TO EXPLAIN YOURSELF TO YOUR KIDS, YOUR SPOUSE, YOUR MAILMAN, YOUR COUNTRY???!??

HOW??!?

NO

GOD ALMIGHTY WHY

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

WAIT BUT IMAGINE IF YOU ORDERED SEX TOYS FROM AMAZON IN THESE BOXES

YES

Cool.

I never knew I was one of your first followers. I always assumed you already had a lot because you’re art was really good when I started following you (why I started following you)

loser-geekie:

I made these for a school project but also wanted to post these here, tell me what you think!(psst, they’re transparent!)

please reblog! Likes do nothing!

thebetterrachel:

I can never not remember this whenever someone says “abort the mission”

napturalmermaid:

transcontinentally:

bananacliptheory:

lesserjoke:

arafaelkestra:

loverrtits:

lesserjoke:

Senator Bernie Sanders is running for President on a very simple message: enough is enough. Find out more about his stance on the issues here, donate to his campaign here, and look for him in the six recently-announced Democratic primary debates this fall.

Ok, I see you

I feel like it should also be said that (as far as I’ve been able to tell) Bernie Sanders has been consistent on these issues for the entire time I’ve been aware of him as a politician. So, a good decade and change, at least.

This isn’t just the convenient bandwagon of the moment to jump on, the guy actually means it.

Indeed: “No one can accuse Bernie Sanders of flip-flopping over his four decades in public life. Rock steady, he’s inhabited the same ideological corner… The fascinating thing about Bernie right now is that the agenda has caught up with him.”

Ya peep this

BERNIE

SANDERS FOR PRESIDENT 

WE GOT TO GET MORE PEOPLE TO KNOW ABOUT HIM. 

VOTE FOR HIM IF YOU CAN.

fangirl0013:

pidnts:

Put an assumption in my ask. I’ll confirm or dispute it. I’m not gonna be mean or anything, I’m just very interested. You can go anon if you want.

Please guys? I’m bored as frick

jestre:

rosenrot234:

thedarkshadowwolf:

YES YES YES! THANK YOU JACK!

Listen, if you meet Wade at a convention, be nice. Don’t tell him to shut up. I know you might just be joking around and you might think it’s funny but really, it’s not. It’s very rude and disrespectful toward Wade. Just think; if someone you looked up to greatly, for example Jack, Mark, Wade, etc. told you to shut up, even if they were joking around, how would you feel?

Please think before you speak. Consider their feelings.

I’d rather just go MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM at him but that would probably be really annoying. It’s just one of my favorite jokes with him.

I don’t follow these guys that much, but I really hate when fans feel entitled to make an inside joke potentially hurtful because they feel entitled to make a reference to poorly attempt being friends with who they’re a fan of.