“Dick, what’s your favorite feature of Halo Online?”
this
Me: *sees an acorn on the ground* I really don't need this
Me: *shoves it in my pocket anyway along with the 10 other acorns I've found*
the bisexual haircut
YOU LAUGH BUT THIS IS THE EXACT HAIRCUT I GOT FRESHMAN YEAR HIGH SCHOOL WHEN I WAS JUST STARTING TO QUESTION MY SEXUALITY









