when the teacher reading dr.seuss and you realize this dude had some fire in that book
I feel just a little bit left out sometimes…
Someone who experiences romantic attraction, but doesn’t wish to act upon it or for it to be reciprocated.
e.g., “I had a huge crush on her, but as soon as we got into a relationship, doing romantic things with her felt uncomfortable. I think I might be akoiromantic.””
wait…w-what
I…well fuck
………what, huh, uh, huh?
Aaah!! It makes me happy that this seems to be going around again, and it makes me even more so happy to see people in the tags realizing they might be akoiro/lith!! I’m going to reblog this one with the definition, so everyone if you would, please spread this one around!! Spread awareness for Akoiromantic/Lithromantic!!!!
WAIT THIS IS A THING?
THIS IS A FUCKING THING?
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
So my little sister just burst into my room, grabbed me and whispered “omg the reason Patrick is so clueless is because he lives under a rock”
Your sister is a genius
Parts of Tumblr: *drives away x-kit guy*
Parts of Tumblr: *demonizes Markiplier*
Parts of Tumblr: *accuses John Green of pedophilia*
Parts of Tumblr: *sends death threats to minors based on being cis or white*
Parts of Tumblr: *separates and divides itself into hate communities based on color of skin or sexual orientation*
Parts of Tumblr: *too lazy to do a five second Google search to discredit bad information*
Me: And yet some of you are still up your own ass and don't see a problem?
why does everyone care about being mature for their age like maybe i fucking like drinking from juice boxes and eating my popcorn like a fucking lizard fight me about it
I eat my popcorn like a fly.
When you put hot water or milk in it, it turns white with the mischief managed and then that fades away as it cools down.
Need.
friend: awww, whose a good sinner? whose a good sinner?
me: ??????????????????????????????
friend: its you!
me: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rare phobias
rebornica
- whiplipophobia - fear of getting whipped cream on your upper lip after taking a sip of your hot chocolate
- barenachophobia - fear of finding a nacho with no toppings on it
- bacondorophobia - fear of a condor swooping down to steal your breakfast meat
- omeleternityophobia - fear of death by omelettes
- slamesthesiaphobia - fear of being knocked unconscious by your grand slam
- panrachnophia - fear of finding a spider the size of a pancake and twice as delicious
