Silver Tongue
so thief is chardonneighs husband. and an accountant.

so thief is chardonneighs husband. and an accountant.

ianthe:

schmergo:

ianthe:

nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues

FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too…

It tastes like an accident

spacefloaties:
“ I’m just a tiny sensitive babygirl~
”

spacefloaties:

I’m just a tiny sensitive babygirl~

r-rebxllious:

teaforyourginaa:

lordbape:

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

Karma will pop me if I don’t

Michaela Dietz - Amethyst Says Fuck (and other things)
calcifer: so what's on the schedule for today, howl
howl: tax evasion

king-emare:

the-real-eye-to-see:

It might just save your life

Sometimes not even politeness will save you. Tamir Rice didn’t get the chance to be polite. Aiyana Jones didn’t get the chance to be polite. Sometimes it happens with no warning.

girlgotmuscle:
“ lilinternetwarrior:
“ theidledrifter:
“ jane-b-nimbel:
“ thesanityclause:
“ youngmanandoldsoul:
“ “Killed 99 bears”
a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.
”
My favorite part is “We hope he has gone to...

girlgotmuscle:

lilinternetwarrior:

theidledrifter:

jane-b-nimbel:

thesanityclause:

youngmanandoldsoul:

“Killed 99 bears”

a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.

My favorite part is “We hope he has gone to rest.” What, like… they weren’t sure? Maybe, if ever the bear uprising should start again, he would rise from the ground to finish what he started and slay that 100th bear?

Was this man so powerful they are concerned he might not have decided to rest at all and is simply biding his time?

The bears made that tombstone.

A warning, and a prayer.

That he really, truely stays down.

This is too badass not to reblog.

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