reichenfeels:

*slams fists on table* more explicitly bisexual characters

*slams face on table* More explicitly demi characters!

adurot:

cutest-angel-in-heaven:

swede-bloggg:

pep95:

queenbradbury:

omg so yesterday i put a salt line on the pathway to our front door because i was fucking around and my brother was pretending to be a demon

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and today we ordered pizza and the salt line was still there

and my brother went outside to sign for the pizza

and the pizzaman refused to step over the salt line, like he almost did and then he backed up and handed my bro the pizza and left; which is pretty ridiculous because it’s far from our door

so a heads up to everyone i’m pretty sure domino’s is actually run by demons??? kind of like how in men in black the post office is run by aliens

demono

((”Not just pizza”))

((”but eternal damnation”))

Geez man, why you gotta assume the worst in everyone and jump straight to demon? Maybe he was just an innocent giant slug in disguise trying to eek out an honest living.

Maybe he was sneople (snail people) and didn’t want to shrivel up. You should check your local snurch to see if he attends.

autieblesam:

lesbianshepard:

my fave greek history story to tell is that of agnodice. like she noticed that women were dying a lot during childbirth so she went to egypt to study medicine in alexandria and was really fucking good but b/c it was illegal for women to be doctors in athens she had to pretend to be a man. and then the other doctors noticed that she was 10x better than them and accused her of seducing and sleeping with the women patients. like they brought her to court for this. and she just looked at them and these charges and stripped in front of everyone like “yeah. im not fucking your wives” and then they got so mad that a woman was better at their jobs then them that they tried to execute her but all her patients came to court and were like “are you fucking serious? she is the reason you have living children and a wife.” so they were shamed into changing the law and that is how women were given the right to practice medicine in athens

Yeah, this isn’t some Greek myth story about a hero or demigod or something, Agnodice was a real person who actually did this.

imaginashon:

Harry Potter AU for Gravity Falls and OtGW… I could not resist >_< 

More shall come. I want to post a bit every week depicting Years 2 through 5 for Dipper and Mabel. Most characters will appear. Thanks to mah best friend Serina for help on the research :) Expect more soon

pizzaotter:

carlo-cologne:

panfag:

Cents for pirouette.

I can look at this for hours

This is absolutely astounding to watch.

dirkenglish:

minecraftwarcat:

punkiplier:

socialistguineapigs:

johnlockedtardiswithcas:

zuzu-and-freinds:

amx004qubeley:

punkiplier:

and next on “youtubers hit on markiplier”

this is transmisogyny

^^^^^^^

How exactly is this transmisogyny? Someone please explain to me how this is indeed transmisogyny. Please!

Markiplier is wearing a dress, he identifies (as far as I and MANY people know) as a male, he has every right to wear a dress and still identify as male.

Those shown responding to Mark’s tweet are people he knows and are good friends with. I know and I think most people can agree that if a person is your friend they have no right to make a racist, transphobic, transmisogynistic, misogynistic, triggering, or any other shitty kind of comment and get away with it solely because they are your friend. 

Transmisogyny is the negative attitude, actions, and discrimination against transwomen and non-binary people on feminine side of the gender spectrum x

Transmisogyny can lead to and is heavy influenced by sexism. 
So, their responses could be considered sexist if they were geared towards anyone who identified as female or has a more feminine expression. These kinds of comments can be seen everywhere and by many people.

However this is not transmisogynistic, at least not in my eyes. All I see is a guy wearing a dress and his friends jokingly saying these kinds of things.

Markiplier is all about kindness, understanding, and helping others. If he wants to wear a dress, he can wear a fricking dress; it’s his personal choice. Felix, Ken, and Ray literally mean nothing in what they say or do commentary on. They have dry, dark, and all around stupid senses of humor. Personally I found their responses funny. However, not everyone will and I completely understand that. 

I’m sorry if I have misunderstood anything, if I have you can politely explain to me how this is completely wrong.

A cis man dressing up in “women’s” clothing for laughs is transmisogynistic. Read this: http://theroguefeminist.tumblr.com/post/64337597420/hey-im-sorry-if-this-is-a-stupid-question-but

WAIT A FUCKING MOMENT

WHEN HAS A DRESS BECAME “WOMEN’S” CLOTHING?

WHEN HAS A FUCKING ARTICLE OF CLOTHING BECAME GENDERED

WHEN HAS A MAN NOT BEEN ABLE TO WEAR WHAT THE FUCK THE GUY WANTS TO WEAR

LISTEN TO WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE SAYING

CHILL THE FUCK OUT AND SOME BEING SUCH A RADICAL ASSHAT AND TRYING TO RUIN A GUY’S REPUTATION BECAUSE YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING SOCIAL JUSTICE

JUST LEAVE KIDDO AND CHILL

I thought y'all said dresses were gender neutral but I guess that changes if y'all wanna attack someone

tumblr: cis boyz!!11! :D feel free 2 wear dresses1!!1

boy: *wears a dress*

tumblr: fuCKING TRANSMISOGYST!!!!1! hOW DARE U WEAR A DREsS!11! hOW DARE1!

For those wondering, transmysogony is people saying that trans people HAVE to wear the clothing society associates with the gender they identify as. For example, telling a trans girl she’s not trans unless she wears dresses and makeup.

But this also extends the other way. Telling a male they cannot wear a dress unless they are either a girl or a trans girl is transmysogonistic.
So who is the real transmysogonist?
Hint, it’s the people throwing out words they don’t even understand. The people who make the community look like a joke. The people who make it harder for us to actually get somewhere in life under the guise of “helping us”
The people who yell that mark wearing a dress is transmysogony is to the trans community what autism speaks is to the autistic community.

hoofprint-is-spooky:

Humor is subjective.

The moral here is that I shouldn’t subject people to horrible pun related humor.

damn straight.
That’s my job

how does i get people to notice me?
Anonymous

How the fuck should I know? I’m still trying to figure out why people notice me