rosexknight:

“Hey I want to return this its defective.”

Okay that’s no problem. Do you have the charger?

“No I didn’t know I needed it.”

Yes we have to have everything that came with it in order to process a return even if it’s defective.

“Can’t you just take one from another product?”

Yes. Let me take a charger out of a brand new product, rendering it useless for sale, so I can give you your money back and you can throw away a charger that is now useless to you because it’s unique to that product, therefore making us lose twice the money because you’re too fucking lazy to go back and get your charger. sure.

deoxyrebornicleic:

I NEVER KNEW THAT SPORKS WERE CALLED SPORKS WHATH E FUCK FG EVER SINCEI WAS 5 I ALWAYS CALLED IT A FOON WHAT IS THIS

Spork: Leo, Virgo, Libra, Sagittarius, Cancer, Capricorn

Foon: Scorpio, Aquarius, Pisces, Taurus, Gemini, Aries

chaos7:

time heals all wounds i guess

empress-of-awesomeness:

shaestel:

people call on the ‘science side of tumblr’ because generally scientists are eager lil nerds willing to help others

people don’t call on the history side of tumblr because all historians are - without fail - sarcastic angry assholes looking to start a fight

mellarkish:

cakes-and-chocolate-and-shit:

mellarkish:

the sun is gay. the moon is SUPER gay

Pokemon gay and gayer

confirmed

freefitty:

egax:

I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.

literally has been in my queue for an entire year. you just can’t miss reblogging.

youkaiofdusk:

Heir of Grief - Joren “Tensei” De Bruin

[S] Collide.

stability:

her face looks so done in that wheelchair picture lmao

nericurls:

slime-tiddy:

slime-tiddy:

i invaded and i cant find the host so ive just been waiting like this for like 10 minutes 

found him 

@koalacola

draw yo squad