jestre:

coelasquid:

gameraboy:

Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer

Not gonna lie, I sincerely thought this was Tommy Wiseau until I started reading the captions on the gifs.

Same.

empathetic-symphony:

jacktheripperonbakerstreet:

ellensama:

hannibal-shmannibal:

Hannibal invites Gordon Ramsay for dinner; it does not go well. Based on

This is the best gif set ever, I’m done.

I really want Gordon Ramsay to be a guest star on Hannibal.

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Looks like the odds are in our favor

My favorite mechanics in video games
Skyrim: Shoving 46 potatoes in a stranger's pocket
Fallout New Vegas: Uppercutting a guy's head into the stratosphere
Bioshock Infinite: Eating hot dogs out of the garbage
GTA V: Burning your friend alive with a flare gun
Borderlands: Equipping a powerful shield and just fucking sitting in lava.
If I was a fictional character, how would the fandom misinterpret me?

iamthatspecialgirl:

anomaly1:

ablondewhitegirl:

allimaynicole:

loverrtits:

thickthighing:

queenn-i-c:

mobbinonthalow:

white kids are literally Satan. This little boys caption read “kids being racist to me and calling me an afghani terrorist please dont act like this towards people like me if u dont know im not muslim im sikh”
Bless his adorable little soul.

Where do they learn it ??

Their parents^

Smh

poor thing :(

“I’m going to sue you.!”

- White Culture

I hope he goes viral

And the bus driver allowed it. smh

loulovescomics:

cassandrawusan:

a bunch of anti-choice activists are making threats towards a muppet bc she’s pro choice. she’s not even like. identifying as pro abortion. she said ‘i’m pro-everything’. like she said ‘i’m pro-everything’ and then an anti choice twitter grimly identified her as a ‘pro-abortion feminist’ and then all their followers jumped straight to death threats. she’s not even real they’re literally threatening to eat a piece of fluff on a string.

https://twitter.com/lifenewshq/status/607917111957069824

These people’s beliefs were threatened by a Muppet. Think about that for a minute.

itsstuckyinmyhead:

ioanina:

teamchaosprez:

drsofialamb:

# WHOEVER MADE THIS IS GOING TO BE FUCKING TAKEN OUT BY THE GODDAMN KGB

This is it. The video that made memes illegal in Russia. Reblog it every day to piss Sadimir Putin off.

guys this is part of history now. legislative and cultural history. there will be law students and cultural anthropologists alike debating this video and it’s aftereffects in the future and that is fucking wild

i can’t wait to show this to my imaginary future children

Reblog ti make him madimir Putin.

nentindo:

katara:

if dogs are so smart then why do they eat poop?

if humans are so smart then why do they eat each others assholes?

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Putting the queen there only puts it in danger. The rooks aren’t aligned with the space and the knight is too far away. You’re killing your queen.

rupelover:

halliepotter:

ifmenwerebooks:

ravenclaw-enfp:

Guys. I just realized something.

I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING.

In this scene in DH part II, Harry, Ron and Hermione are just running around doing shit. Until now, I thought it was rather pointless and that they just took it in the movie to add some action. 

But then.

I REALIZED SOMETHING.

Okay, in this order, it happens.

First, a giant, ugly creature tries to kill them with a large weapon. They hide behind a pipe.

Second, there are spiders. Loads of ‘em.

Third, there is a werewolf.

Then, there are dementors.

In that particular order.

Still don’t get it? We’ll take it again.


FIRST, A GIANT, UGLY CREATURE TRYING TO KILL THEM WITH A LARGE WEAPON AND THEY HIDE BEHIND A PIPE.

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SECOND, THERE ARE SPIDERS. LOADS OF THEM.

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THIRD, THERE IS A WEREWOLF.

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THEN, THERE ARE DEMENTORS.

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THIS SCENE IS A PIECE OF ART AND IT IS SO GODDAMN IMPORTANT BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT THEY HAVE ALREADY BATTLED AND NOW THEY DO IT AGAIN IN A SECOND WITH A SMALL SPELL AND IT SHOWS HOW MUCH THEY HAVE BEEN THROUGH AND HOW MUCH THEY HAVE GROWN.


thank you and goodnight

Then the Order of the Phoenix appears, and then they get to the Half-Blood Prince.

This is one of the best HP insights I’ve ever seen and that’s saying a lot.

this just made the movie 1349082348 times better

holy shit. this scene.

I love seeing characters face challenges that they faced in throughout the series only being much better at handling it due to the experience gained. It gives the feeling of growth for them while also recapping on what has happened so far. This is such a powerful scene and it’s awesome.

allrightcallmefred:

roachpatrol:

skullspeare:

man imagine aliens w no concept of interspecies cooperation or pets

‘commander the scan of this shelter reveals three primary lifeforms’

‘excellent. elaborate please’

‘all mammals. two quadrupeds, one feline and one canine, as well as one biped sapien. they appear to be… relaxing and eating in a shared space’

‘what the fuck’

imagine these guys trying to be really polite about it because for some reason the bipeds really enjoy harboring these strange freeloading carnivores. an alien warlord meeting some diplomat’s cat and being all tentatively like ‘ah… yes. your parasite is remarkably large and complacent. you are no doubt a very well-used host and oh my stars don’t let it touch me no no NO.

“but what function do they serve”

“well sometimes they catch pests or protect us from intruders”

“ah I see very sensible”

“but mostly we just hug them whether they want us to or not”

“…………what the fuck”

But no, imagine them thinking the cat is the owner of the home because the human brings them food, entertains them and cleans out their crap?