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This is the greatest post I have ever laid eyes upon.
Today I walk into work and there are a ton of people in my building and it’s kind of a mess and everyone is talking and I sort of just blurt out:
“Man, it’s a zoo in here!”
Everyone stopped and looked at me as though I had 2 heads.
Then I realized.
I work at a zoo.
Update: my boss was talking about how he was really excited for an entire week of vacation and was wondering what he should do, so I looked him dead in the eye and told him, with a straight face,
“You should visit the local Zoo, I heard it’s really nice.”
Under pain of death I am no longer allowed to make any zoo related jokes.
Part three: I was cleaning the squirrel monkeys and one of them kept trying to climb up me so I sort of just yelled
“WILL YOU STOP MONKEYING AROUND??”
I forgot my boss was in the next room and he walked and just glared at me
Psst
Who would be interested in having their Pegasus OC as fodder in a massive death montage on Factory Scootaloo?
Not now, but later-ish. Before Summer ends.
You can kill lapis. She would never pass the exam.
Oooooh, I mean as a group of workers.
Don’t ask why. I just need Pegasi OCs to be workers that I can gruesomely dice apart.
You can kill lapis.
Psst
Who would be interested in having their Pegasus OC as fodder in a massive death montage on Factory Scootaloo?
Not now, but later-ish. Before Summer ends.
You can kill lapis. She would never pass the exam.
I’m pretty sure it’s because she’s racist and can’t rap worth shit because they don’t criticize nikki manage like that either.
