Marth’s waking up…but maybe not quick enough. So who gets him first? Wario or Jigglypuff? I was tempted to stuff even more characters into this, but it really would have just got confusing. I’ll just have to do more Smash Bros stuff to do more of my favorites. At least I got a couple bits of random. Everybody wants nothing to do with Wario’s “attack”…for…many reasons. Mario: “O_O” Samus: “…Nope”.
I don’t think wario is gonna enjoy landing on the sword. or maybe he will. I’m not here to judge.
I think I might need Tech Support.
This is no longer in the scope of tech support.
The power of the holy spirit and a really good exorcist is what you need.
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
holy shit, the amount of disrespect in this clip is staggering. I would quit playing.
This is fucking great.
“holy shit, the amount of disrespect in this clip is staggering. I would quit playing.”
You have to think about this. The sniper was a camping piece of shit. he deserved to be fucked with.
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But why the last one though
what am I not gettingI can’t breath…I have not laughed this hard in years
Okay, quick story about the last one- I go to this school too, and the creative writing teacher is rad as hell (like the kind to give out free coffee on fridays)
After all of the kids have submitted their short stories, he reads them all for the first time to his two kids, who help him grade them, in a way.
One time, a girl wrote a story about a sheep, named Trixie, making her dream come true by moving to the big city to become an actress, a singer, or whatever (he was pretty vague on the description)
She took a bus and a few trains and finally ended up in the ‘Big City’, where she tries to make her dream come true.
Now I dont remember the exact sequence of events that came next, but Trixie the sheep eventually ended up becoming a prostitute mid-sentence.
Our teacher didnt really realize this at the time, since it was his first time reading it, and to his kids he was caught completely off guard. And lets just say he had to explain a few new concepts to his kids that night..
And that’s why we can’t write any more stories about Trixie going to the Big City.
I lost my shit at 21
OH MY GOD THIS IS THE BEST
