Silver Tongue

What’s your group chat called

captainsnoop:
so… you know how in like 90% of zombie fiction it’s bites that kill you and make you a zombie, right?
okay so
i want you to get anything denim from your house and just fucking bite it. bite it as hard as you can
chances are you can’t bite through the denim very well
so, here’s what i’m thinking:
zombie apocalypse?
all-denim outfit.
the anti-zombie juniform
even in a zombie apocalypse you’re not catching me wearing a double denim

transgenderdirk:

HE RUINED MY DREAM JOURNAL
I DID NAUhGHT! MR ELECTRIC SEND HIM TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE AND HAVE HIM ExPELLeD!

dr-frohman:

eurofox:
tending the putin harvest

tycutio:

tycutio:
WAIT WHO REMEMBERS HONL

squishabdomen:

one final shitpoast

dan-mcneely:

shrexy:
making jokes about depression gets you notes, and making jokes about cum gets you notes, therefore depression = cum. not that this comes as a surprise to anyone
*cums as a surprise

well that’s depressing

bopeep:

i love girls who are "high maintenance" like yes please continue to have standards for how you treat urself and expect to be treated