Silver Tongue
How the car ride home can be made awesome.

rosexknight:

> Find old CD Case in the car
> Pop in Kids Bop 4 because why the hell not?
> Forget every track on the CD.
> Track 4 is all that matters.
> WAKE ME UP INSIDE! WAKE ME UP INSIDE! CALL MY NAME AND SAVE ME FROM THE DARK!

alionroars:

qin-ying:

jjhoa:

lang95:

I am considering making an ut dating sim in which you have to raise your lv (love) by befriending or dating monsters, and use that love power to break the barrier. Would anyone be interested in playing it?

yes

YES

YES YES YES YES YES YES 

DOES THIS MEAN I’LL BE ABLE TO DATE SANS

EOIHGOISDKMDFBWIJOSDCIHUJOIFEWJNCISJOIJIGANKSJJKNIOFJIADKCSO

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

UHM.

pls let me date sans at least once. he was my first date choice in ut

I WANNA DATE NAPSTABLOOK

@scraps-is-busy

miya-sheep:

puz62:

Undertale → @undertale

Underfell → @underfell 

Gaster!Sans → @borurou @junkpilestuff

Echotale → @yoralim

UT MOB → @in-sideunder  @nyublackneko

Echofell → @bluedeer90-siyan

Flowerfell → @underfart-snas


ㄆㄗ畫的圖都超美的啊。:.゚ヽ(*´∀`)ノ゚.:。

flanneldragon:

caerlean:

flanneldragon:

flanneldragon:

flanneldragon:

Anyways s/o to the time i was in a non-sexual RP group on facebook and this one guy kept finding every excuse to bring up his character’s 20" penis

and everyone hated him so i started explaining the medical side effects of popping a boner with a dick that has more blood volume than a 4 year old child

it was a shitty dragon sona if u were wonderinf

Gjdjfjt i just fucking remembered, he got banned cuz he tried to do this weird storyarc where his character (correction: half-hellhound dragon, whose dragon parts only came out when he was Killing) died in battle but beat up angels??? or something??? anyways he was like “i can only come back to the realm of the living if you prove you love me, girlfriend-of-two-days” and the girlfriend went “nah” and he had just explained it was the Only Way for like 2 hours

He flipped such a huge shit (out of character! like, calling the actual person a metagaming piece of shit! that everyone broke the rules!) the mods ended up banning him

Hell of a guy, that asshole

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HE LOOKED JUST LIKEBTHAT IN FUCKIFN HOLLERING

YODELINF OVER HERE

Things that are better than sex

betterthansexthings:

silver-tongues-blog:

betterthansexthings:

silver-tongues-blog:

rosexxxknight:

betterthansexthings:

Homestuck updating again

You have clearly never had sex.

Well duh, they read homestuck.

you have clearly never read homestuck or waited tree years for it to upd8

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Originally posted by lordcarellot

I honestly tried but nothing really happened and it was overall disappointing. I realized that it’s just not my cup of tea.

AS for homestuck, I tried that too but it was pretty much the same except I couldn’t finish. It went on way too long and I grew bored fast.

But if I had to choose between the two then I would choose sex because at least I might be able to finish that.

okay i get it’s fun to make fun of fandoms sometimes, but if you’re not in that fandom you don’t really have room to judge them unless it’s hurting other people, and i know the homestuck fandom doesn’t have the greatest of reputation but this was a submission and i ask that you respect other peoples passions even if you dont agree with them.

also, you would rather sex than read homestuck? gross. at least homestuck has a finish for everyone.

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Originally posted by riri-kanz

I would rather not have sex. I’m ace. if I did have a child I would do it through cloning and time travel only to have them be the absolute worst at videogames to the point where they can’t even beat the tutorial level properly.

fatsexybitch:

icecaffemocha:

themaskhero:

Why does Ted Cruz always stand like he’s a Termin- oh my god

Ted Cruz is a Terminator and was sent back in time by Skynet to perform the Zodiac killings.

This also explains why Ted Cruz has such a weird smile.

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The Zodiac Killer (Ted Cruz) killed 37 seemingly random people. But were they really random? Is it possible that those 37 people were important resistance fighters during the war with the machines?

After assassinating each target, Cruz is stuck in the past and goes quiet, having fulfilled his duties… Until the 2016 election. Why is a Terminator running for president? To ensure Skynet gains control.

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Ted Cruz is a Terminator.

@dirtgrvb

This is better

constable-connor:
“ unflavoredwaxedfloss20:
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Ok, who started playing Jumanji.
”
Madagascar (2005)

constable-connor:

unflavoredwaxedfloss20:

by rescue.remedy http://ift.tt/1qqRPOv

Ok, who started playing Jumanji.

Madagascar (2005)