aardvark-ballwasher:

@plasmapanda

deans-isengard:

That’s it enough internet for today

squided:

davekat:

u have been visited by the S of 90s kids nostalgia. u must reblgo this if u are a true nineties kidd or time will crumble around you

Not risking it

pyrlspite:

The year is 2019. It is nearly april again. Hussie is gearing up for the 10th anniversary of homestuck. The comic is on hiatus while he works on Epilogue Act 4 Act 1 Act 3′s live action finale. There is a rumor nicolas cage will be making a cameo. WeLoveFine has expanded their bestselling line of smuppets tenfold. A single tear washes some grey paint off my face

If nick cage didn’t make a cameo in a live action film I would be pissed.

ping-and-mulan:

i love how moses literally turned a stick into a living breathing snake and ramses is just like

he’s like;

Ah

so that happened

Horus dammit, moses, you’re gonna be up to shenanigans again

debacled:

debacled:

Send me a ”hey” and i’ll do this:

1. First impression:
2. Truth is:
3. How old do you look:
4. Have you ever made me laugh:
5. Have you ever made me mad:
6. Best feature:
7. Have I ever had a crush on you:
8. You’re my:
9. Name in my phone:
10. Should you post this too?

giantbutt:

utterlyafk:

It’s autism acceptance month so I thought it was a good time to do another one of my doodles. Functioning labels are something that’ve been bothering me for a while.

As always, I’m sure there are spelling/grammar mistakes, despite checking it 3 billion times I’m sure something will have escaped my notice.

This is a very popular view in the autistic community but I don’t claim to represent the views of all autistic people.

Going from memory I think @butterflyinthewell @neurowonderful and @autisticliving have a lot to say about functioning labels so I’m just gonna hopefully wave my bad doodle from a tiny blog at the cool kids :D

YESSS

quartz-poker:

theonion:

Report: None Of The 31 Americans Qualified To Be President Running This Year 

According to a report released Monday by political scientists at Georgetown University, not one of the 31 American citizens who actually possess the wisdom, integrity, poise under pressure, and sound judgment to be president of the United States is running in the 2016 election. “Of the less than three dozen currently-living Americans who have a hopeful and coherent vision for this country, as well as the leadership ability to see such a vision through to realization, not a single one is on the ballot in any state,” said political science professor Olivia Lin, noting that among the list of Americans capable of serving competently as commander-in-chief—which includes a U.S. Marines veteran, three emergency room nurses, and a Kia dealership manager in central Ohio—most had not even momentarily entertained the notion of running for president.

More.

As a wise guy once said, democracy is the process by which you separate the capable from the willing and go with the willing.

I think you should check the source