Endless list of things that should have been in the movies
↳ Prisoner of Azkaban, p 120“Then you should know, Potter, that Sybill Trelawney has predicted the death of one student a year since she arrived at this school. None of them has died yet. Seeing death omens is her favourite way of greeting a new class.”
Wait wait wait
so there was a theory bouncing around that Trelawney was actually scary accurate, right?
What if every student she predicted died in the battle for Hogwarts?
THATS JUST WHAT I WAS THINKING
I’m done.
*sobs*
It’s interesting because if you go back and reread the books, every single one of Trelawney’s predictions, even the really ridiculous ones, came true. So this is actually not only possible but highly probable.
WHAT MADE YOU THINK THIS WAS OKAY
She’s supposed to be a descendant of Cassandra, an Ancient Greek prophetess who could predict the future but was cursed so that no one believed her.
She also read tom riddles fortune a few times in harry due to a part of his soul being in him. What if she predicted all the deaths of the battle of hogwarts including Voledmorts. That’s why she thought it was going to be harry?
Somebody explain this to me
The car was left there for well over 20 years, and in that time a street lamp grew up through its engine and hood.
The phenomenon is seen more often with trees and older cars, but as cities expand and cars encroach on the street lamp’s home, this will become more and more common. It’s bad for both the car and the street lamp, as the car will obviously become immobile and the street lamp itself may exhibit stunted growth or a disproportionate bulb. The lamp seen above has a bloated fixture but only shines at 150 lux, in contrast to a healthy street lamp’s 500.
A super girly and peppy blonde girl who wears bright pink dresses and skirts everyday is best friends with a quiet goth girl who of course sports all black clothing and big lace up boots. Someone jokes and yells to them “Hey look, a fairy and a vampire!” The blonde turns around and flashes a fanged grin and says “She’s human actually.”
This has been done before, I’m sure.
Brilliant.What’s awesome about this is that “blonde” doesn’t automatically =“White” like it usually does when it’s used to describe someone.
The only acceptable birthday cake
so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk
So you would rather eat the charmander alive? What the fuck is wrong with you?
i wonder what’s happening right now over at hogwarts
probably education since harry doesn’t go there anymore
CHILDHOOD BACK
AND CALVIN IS WITH THE GIRL THAT HATED HIM ASFHAGS
im crying a lil bit
I need this in my tumblr forever.is anyone gonna talk about how his kids name is bacon???
HE’S WITH SUZIE THAT WAS MY CHILDHOOD OTP
..this is real.
CHILDHOODwho names their kid bacon
Calvin and Hobbes were Reformation-era philosophers, as was Frances Bacon. I’m better his daughter’s name is actually Frances, but he calls her by the appropriate last name of the philosopher, just as Calvin and Hobbes are last names.
OH THE FEELS! THE ABSOLUTE FEELS!
OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. OH. MY. GAAAAAAAAAWD.I’M FREKING OUT
In Japan, radiation creates monsters (Godzilla) and in America radiation creates superheroes
Shockingly, it’s almost like Japan and America have very different narratives surrounding nuclear fallout. Now, if we all think very very hard, maybe someone could think of why this might be.
According to Godzilla movies, Godzilla is a hero that helps Japan rule the world in the future. Just watch Godzilla Vs King Ghidorah for proof.
They were making a reference on how the nukes dropped on japan in WWII might make them associate nuclear fallout with complete destruction.
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