Reply to this with your most believable, yet fake Kotaku article titles.

slimeportal:

momentary-lapse-in-sanity:

fungal-herald:

thespectacularspider-girl:

compoundconstellation:

whatiswiththissite:

whatiswiththissite:

egalitarianqueen:

termanal-velocity:

“Is GamerGate The Reason Silent Hill Was Canceled?”

“Is Animal Crossing racist for not having a customization screen?”

“why Majora’s Mask enforces patriarchal institutions of Racism” 

“Why ‘the hero’ Zelda is the opitome of male entitlement and nice guy syndrome”

“Harvest Moon’s Surprising Misogyny and Racism”

“GamerGate, Threat or Menace”

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Why Skyrim is male empowerment,

Why Call of Duty is Still Fresh and Original

“We’re Not Fox News” Says Kotaku

“Konami Making a Comeback?”

busket:

sodaflower:

sassy-gay-quote:

timeywimeywlnchesters:

this is the most depressing thing on this website

He’s a pornstar now

Uh, no. He didn’t become a pornstar. Steve Burns actually left because he didn’t want to make a career out of a Childrens TV host for the rest of his life. He wanted to pursue his musical career. There was also the factor that Steve was also starting to lose his hair and he didn’t want that to happen on a TV show…in an interview he stated he was starting to bald…and in the show he began to start wearing hats more and more until he finally retired from the show and let Joe take over.

Steve never “died”, became a “Pornstar” or went to jail for drug possession…again, all rumors… He’s actually doing pretty okay, he’s been in a few things since that time, even a Youtube comedy series called The Professionals.

Steve isn’t a Pornstar.

This is how fucking rumors start.

here’s a video of him talking about blues clues in 2011

pumbloom-initiative:

auralords:

pumbloom-initiative:

there are probably still people writing fanfiction and thinking that a foot long dick is normal

THAT IS NOT ANATOMICALLY POSSIBLE DO NOT

I believe the biggest dick in the world, as in guinness book, is 13.5 inches and the guy who has it had said he felt woozy when he got hard due to less blood going to his head. My brain is FULL of useless facts.

oh my god

noooo

The person with the largest dick also cannot do vaginal sex due to putting the female at risk of injury.

reblokha:

WE HAVE NO GAYS AND MANY BROKEN TOILETS

saccharinecyanide:

toxsic:

pard-on-my-hard-on:

kingerock288:

lupercos:

(yelling) gay (normal voice) lesbian (muttering) bi….. sexual……. (confused whispering) tr…………… tran…….. trans…………..ss…………………………… (booming voice in the background) STRAIGHT  ALLIES

This sums up representation of LGBT pretty damn well

(sign language) pansexual (morse code beeps) asexual

(Ancient language of the elder gods) Nonbinary

(pheromones) Demisexual

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

curiositylayne:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

christiancgtomas:

latulalooksslammininthemjeans:

Bless the fuck out of Harley Quinn.

Too many people actually forget that she’s a fricken Psychiatrist.

Oh my gosh but this is so sweet okay <3

Also writers remembering that Harley Quinn is actually very smart indeed, yes good <3

omfg … she took those glasses off of the mr potato head on the girls dresser

u brilliant adorable person harley 

“I need smart doctor glasses for this next bit

Hmmmmmm

Forgive me Mr Potatohead I will return these to you”

rebornica:

Oh Zing.

just-shower-thoughts:

Someday, 3D printing might be capable of printing PC parts, allowing someone to literally download more RAM.

You wouldn’t download a computer

Ha! Scared of demons, Rose?
Anonymous

rosexknight:

YES!

VERY!

I DO NOT FUCK WITH THE SUPERNATURAL DUDE!!

Don’t be rude anon.
You don’t fuck with demons.
Don’t fuck with a Ouija board.
Don’t fuck with the supernatural in general.

rosexknight:

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rosexknight:

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rosexknight:

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rosexknight:

betterthankanyebitch:

friend: are you going to do the Charlie challenge?! :)

me:

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Wait. What the heck is the Charlie Challenge and WHY are people doing it IF IT INVOLVES DEMONS?!

Basically you make a home made Ouija Board and summon a spirit/demon named Charlie.

THAT IS SUCH A STUPID IDEA!!

now it makes sense why a lot of people are doing it

They’re going to summon some shit, and get themselves killed, and I will have NO SYMPATHY FOR THEM AT ALL

People are stupid. They do these stupid challenges despite being warned how dangerous it was. Remember when people were doing the kylee jenner lip challenge despite a lot of people warning them that it can cause permanent scarring and disfigurement?

Or the banana and sprite challenge even though it causes you to immediately puke…

or even the cinnamon challenge which could irritate the throat to the point where it swells and possibly closes.