The Trinity
some Kirby fanart. Scary was always my favorite enemy because that’s like, 100% my aesthetic
it’s transparent because I’m lazy whoops
Projected Timeline of Global Warming
2030: The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
2100: The water’s getting warm, so we might as well swim
2250: My world’s on fire
Awkward… by The LAD Bible
Looks like someone is about to get their dick sucked
Actually no, pinkie couldn’t be Asian because we have straight hair.
What ethnicity has poofy, curly hair? Hopefully one that also has names that sounds vaguely like “pinkie pie”
Semitic.
I’m sure Poland has enough k’s and i’s in their birth certificates to back this.
SOMETHING ABOUT JEWISH PINKIE MAKES ME HAPPY
I see pinkie pie as Jewish too.
“Instead of one day of presents we have eight crazy nights.”
Now I want her father to sound like avi avidan
this guy knows whats up
BO BURNHAM IS MY FAVE FOR LIFE
some other lyrics from this song you might enjoy:
you make my life a living hell,
i sent gays to fix overpopulation.
boy did that go well.
the books you think i wrote are way too thick
who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out you shouldnt be a dick
and i dont watch you when you sleep
surprisingly i dont use my omnipitence to be a fucking creep
you shouldnt abstain from pork just cause you think that i want you too
you can eat pork
cause why the fuck would i give a shit?
i created the universe think i’m drawing the line at the fucking deli aisle?
