katswenski:

Zombie Fun! — (I swear the fact that they look like Korra and Iroh is unintentional - I didn’t even realize it until someone pointed it out.)

Because of that we turned out as evil as the world God forced us in. Except we're doing better now. And God doesn't exist.

I wouldn’t say humans as a whole are evil. actually, a lot of the worst humans are the ones who use the book as a weapon so they are only evil as god made them. Assuming god is real.

multidjc:
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“ This was probably the greatest thing I’ve seen all day!!!
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Ladies and gentlemen, my new favorite gif.
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multidjc:

jedisonic-x:

This was probably the greatest thing I’ve seen all day!!!

Ladies and gentlemen, my new favorite gif.

Me: *leaves room*
Family: whOaA????1????? ThE VAmPiRE HaS DAreD tO LeAVe iT's CaVE???????1???1??
Family: *mocks my weight*
Family: *mocks my interests*
Family: *mocks my friends*
Family: *mocks my feminist beliefs*
Me: *returns to room and vows to never leave again*
Family: but why doesn't she want to socialize with us????1????1?1?? Silly moody teenager
Being a satanist I'm sure you've thought about this a bit even though you don't believe in god or Satan. From the stories, Satan can be sympathized with a lot more then God. I mean God is omnipotent but does nothing and just because Adam and Eve, who were dumb ignorant and of HIS CREATION, got smart with help from Satan he flipped his shit. Humans are as bad as their situation and bec

rosethealchemist said:Because of that we turned out as evil as the world God forced us in. Except we’re doing better now. And God doesn’t exist. 

Well I’m believe that god and satan are more of symbols than actual beings, satan being the truth that you are in charge of your own destiny and you are the only one responsible for your actions.


But assuming the bible is true, I think it’s more likely that he got mad that they enlisted the help from the only one more beautiful and talented (and probably smarter) than him that he kicked out for those very reasons. The humans were punished because they no longer depended on god for everything. God would be the abuser in the relationship with humans and satan would be the friend trying to get the humans on their own two feet and see that they don’t need to be dependent on him. God just wanted animals for entertainment and without satans help, that’s all humans would have been. As soon as humans started to show independence, god takes away everything he can. Christians would be the victims who are all “he does all this bad shit but he still buys me something nice at the end and i need him” And it’s not just emotional abuse if you consider humans as a whole because he’s wiped out humanity like three times.



TL:DR

God and humans are an abusive relationship with god being the abuser and satan is the friend trying to help humans get out of it

shewhorantstoomuch:
“Grunkle no that’s the wrong Stanley
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shewhorantstoomuch:

Grunkle no that’s the wrong Stanley

A movie were a band teacher abuses a college student to teach him drumming. It actually looks pretty good and I hope people actually go home and hit and scream at their fucking kids for a change. I fucking hate all of this talk of abuse and how o so terrible it is. Jesus you people would never last a day with my parents without crying like a punk bitch. Favorite quote was "The two words in the English language that are the most damaging are good job"...I'm really fucked up. Fuck me
Anonymous

sounds like a shitty movie.

Not really my cup of tea

Have you seen whiplash or any of the trailers for it?
Anonymous

Never heard of it until now.


What is it other than a neck injury caused by sudden change in velocity?

adurot:

hbreckel:

hungry-hungry-hobo13:

freedummring:

cubebreaker:

This helpful guide about what 200 calories looks like reminds us just how much healthy food we’re giving up each time we have a treat.

yeah, asshole. how dare you eat an order of french fries when you could have literally shoved 22 banana peppers in your fucking face-hole. what a piece of shit you are.

For that last comment

Who the fuck is going to give up a muffin so they can eat 2 lbs of flavorless bland celery. 

I look at this and I just think;

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I mean that celery from the healthy side definitely combines well with the peanut butter from the other side. Also I’m pretty sure those are bell peppers, not bananana peppers. I buy those to make stir fry ramen with.

“I want a hotdog”
Too bad, all we have are 100 baby carrots, eat the fuck up

Gay friend: oh shut up you load of cocksuckers
Gay friend: I don't say that pejoratively I say it hopefully
Gay friend: come on one of you has to be gay