lesbianwarriors:

This is either a gay wedding or a straight one with a selfish groom

It could be a gay wedding with a selfish groom

scraps-is-busy:

That sounds like a really good idea. Maybe he can be making a plush pony, or something. Who wants to offer their OC?

You know I will always volunteer for plushification

the1janitor:

hidansays:

cons-science:

writer vs. muse: the animation

I tried to scroll over this

i saw this a few times but I just realized what was happening, this is sick

ihartgracehelbig:

damnnlyssa:

the-fury-of-a-time-lord:

oyesiam1:

Thank you Ellen for showing as once again how to react to homophobia with class and humour.

x

there is literally nothing i hate about this woman

ellen for jesus 2016

“ELLEN FOR JESUS 2016”

Ellen pretty much is already jesus

a-random-mod:

I’ve been into deer lately

Okay, so, I had a dream last ngiht

And normally I don’t remember my dreams so I am happy I remember this one.

So for whatever reason, I had a hammock out in a forest clearing. I woke up in it when a short deer bumped into me. He was scolding me for sleeping there and it was too goddammed early for that shit so I poked fun at his size. he revealed he was a forest spirit and I angered him. He turned my arms into anthro deer arms, you know the kind? with the fur and only three fingers that are hoof like?

But I was all, wow this is actually pretty rad. I wonder if I can push him to do more. and I slept in the hammock again, later at night. He returned even more angry that I liked my new arms and decided to punish me further but making them straight up deer legs. No more fingers, no more dexterity. But I was all “I can work with this” and returned again that night.

Welp, he was really pissed so he just woke me up to turn me into a doe. Then he did a thing that put me in heat. So, because i was a doe in heat, I let him mount me. It actually felt good and I won’t lie, I hope I have a dream like that again.

And that’s the story of how I had a dream that a deer had sex with me.

lizzymodblog:

gearholder

they call it milton’s melting

gigaguess:

Oh…my…God.

anscathmarcach-art:

The full set of my series.

Individuals: Rainbow Dash, Rarity, Twilight, Fluttershy, Applejack, and Pinkie Pie

drankinwatahmelin:

supersamurai91:

bootyhoekage:

six9oddess:

bootyhoekage:

bumbarbie:

blackfairypresident:

xaji:

Why do people give blwojobs while they’re pregnant like your kid is gonna digest that disgusting

im just sittin here trying to process this bc ive never in all of my hoe life considered that my baby might be eatin cum

this changed me

that baby gon come out the womb swole as shiet wit all that protein he gettin tho

that’s damn near cannibalism you feeding the kid it’s potential siblings eww

bet he can do 10 pull ups right after birth tho

What the fuck did I just read 😦

You know…
you could just spit and avoid this whole conversation…

audreywilde:

draikinator:

pet peeve: when people hold trans women and transfeminine nb ppl to higher standards than cis women 

HOW IS THIS A THING? If your feminism only benefits YOU you’re not a feminist, you’re just a self centered brat. 

THat is what transmisogyny is. When people don’t acknowledge trans people as being their preferred gender if they “don’t look the part.”