Silver Tongue
(for the anti-truth thing) Are cakes good?

Cakes are terrible and I would destroy all of them. Which is okay because they are very easy to make. A piece of cake if you will.

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Anti-honesty hour. Ask me anything and I will respond with blatant lies.

squaremomgsquad:

This actually sounds hilarious

Thinking your way outta a plot hole like
#stopcakekilling
Anonymous

Fuck john. He’s an asshole to cakes

I mean. Fuck the kid who killed four cakes.

What? You're reading Homestuck?
Anonymous

No, I’m talking about ham steaks

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Oh. I just realize that Homestuck made you mad..
Anonymous

I have no idea what you’re talking about

this is clearly a ham steak

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I have recently started looking into ham steaks and am mad because there is the destruction of many cakes and cakes are the shit.

silktum:

persianartkid:

asthetick:

background: I came out to my parents as gay last month. 

this easter morning, i come downstairs to find my basket (a tradition in my family) and i can’t find it anywhere.

my mom gives me a hint: “it’s where you were last year”

the basket was in the fucking closet. 

I thought this was going to be so bad

Mum of the year

madfilmstudent:

You can tell a lot about a person by what Star Wars villain they want to bang

tzaharasykes:

Beauty and the Beast || Rumbelle Pt 1