catnippackets:

tfw your coworker is such a creep that you’d literally rather be kidnapped by the local supervillain than be around him

berniesrevolution:

A general strike? On April 20th, 2020? To make an aid plan that would be permanent? To make healthcare a right?

That’d be crazy to have happen on April 20th. Absolutely crazy for a general strike on April 20th. Nothing is going to happen on April 20th, 2020 in the form of a general strike. Nope, not on April 20th, 2020. 

This can’t happen. Nope. Nothing. Will. Happen. On. April 20th 2020.

aeritus:

There’s jut two of them, had to do them both!
;)

wumblr:

wumblr:

today i saw a cat who immediately and casually hissed at me on sight but after i said “that’s rude” he meowed politely

enchanted-sword:

spaceprophetdogon:

emergency-broadcast-archive:

‪Am I the only one who read these as a kid?‬

What the hell is this…………

durbikins:

Animal Crossing villagers will say shit like “Hey, how much water do you think is underneath your fridge from all the ice cubes kicked under? My guess is AT LEAST half 7-11 Big Gulp! Hey! Call me over on a hot day and I could get a straw and sip it up!”

csocscsirke:

very important art

spiritbladed:

systlin:

wodneswynn:

Y’know, back in my day, if a pestilence swept through the land during a time of famine and flood, it meant that the reigning kings had displeased the gods and that we risked the gods’ further ire by obeying them

Then you took the king out, chopped his head off, and threw him into a bog to appease the angry gods. 

liberalsarecool:

Civics lessons for conservatives.