suddenlycomics:

basedheisenberg:

hear-the-heartbeat:

This Generation - Ajit Johnson

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Step 1: Complain about technology and kids these days.

Step 2: Make sure to include a hash tag to ensure people can discuss your art on the platforms you’ve criticized.

The book one? Reading is reading no matter the medium.

The one about internet and water. I’m pretty sure if you’re lost and manage to find internet, you can contact someone and let them know your location so you can be saved

The selfie one? Go ahead and take the selfies. Have fun with friends. Make sure you have enough so that when your memory fades, you can have something to remind you of the fun times you had.

The block thing? Seeing someone you hate online is just as bad as seeing them IRL but blocking makes it a lot less likely

The social media and life? Apparently having a lot of friends, sharing stories and arts and shit doesn’t count as having a life? Some people cannot go out in crouded places due to anxiety or other reasons so the internet gives social interaction without the crowd.

The marriage invitation one? Who says you can’t send out physical invitations to those you have immediate contact to and set up the facebook event to inform those who live way out of town? Like family members that you can’t see on a regular basis? would you be willing to go to another state just to give someone a card or risk it getting lost in the mail?

And the last one, nothing important happens at school. Kids don’t write about school in blogs unless it’s so bad they can’t even tell their parents because parents don’t often give any reason for the kid to trust.



Instead of insulting this generations use of technology that you lacked and saying that’s what’s wrong with the country today, why don’t you look at the last generation who:
Fucked up the housing market
Made it impossible to go into college without crippling debt
Made the economy unlivable
Refuses to change with the ever changing world

Marvel: You... made a film about female assassins?
Taylor Swift: What, like it's hard?
madhatter0:
“ funnnyyy-giiiifffsss:
“ HAHAHAHAHA !
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SOMEONE MADE IT INTO A GIF I CAN’T I JUST
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madhatter0:

funnnyyy-giiiifffsss:

HAHAHAHAHA !

SOMEONE MADE IT INTO A GIF I CAN’T I JUST

officialunitedstates:

basicallybeesus:

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  the reason why you can’t dig a hole through the earth and come up on the other side is because your shovel would melt. that’s it.  that’s the only reason.

what if you bring a second shovel that you put in the fridge beforehand to make it cold

yeah that’ll work

But there are two halves of the earth. The second shovel would eventually melt. You need a third shovel to get all the way through.

thatsthat24:

scratchu8:

free them

Doug BOWSER. His offspring has infliltrated the company… 

Quick, someone stop him before he orders a pizza and it turns into a running gag

Wasn't Candy born without fear, he turned out swell didn't he. (Sorry if that offended you or anyone)
Anonymous

jitterbugjive:

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“Candy Smiles faced those consequences. He can’t survive in a world with fear, and he wouldn’t really survive in a world without it. He just didn’t care for the rules, so he got caught and died for it. 

Survival of the fittest, I suppose.”

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“As one of the lead researchers of Mr. Smiles, I can assure that the issue was not his lack of fear, but his lack of ability to consider consequence or process fear within himself or the faces of others.

One must understand fear to appreciate being fearless responsibly.”

shutupfaker:

shutupfaker:

my favourite Sonic gif of all time is the one where the barrel is rolling into Sonic during the Sonic 06 results screen

I found it

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rosexknight:
“hoofprint-is-spooky:
“Once, there was a family…
”
Alice and family~
”
Azures future in-laws

rosexknight:

hoofprint-is-spooky:

Once, there was a family…

Alice and family~

Azures future in-laws

Sand in the... I was wishing luck for you, if you as a group manage to beat that issue all the other will be piece of cake.
Anonymous

really? Because it read more like “Lol, the fight for gender equality is pointless because there’s a lot of people who won’t change”


A tip for the future is that you shouldn’t say something like “good luck against these impossible statistics” because it sounds condescending. 

jwblogofrandomness:
“thegreatdelta:
“nekosol:
“thegreatdelta:
“actual-drunk-rarity:
“darklyspectre:
“bhhammy:
“djcalcos:
“ambris-art:
“mrkenyon:
“d-lear:
“kaiiwooo:
“d-lear:
“kaiiwooo:
“This took me a while and got me upset 😒
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I don’t get it...

jwblogofrandomness:

thegreatdelta:

nekosol:

thegreatdelta:

actual-drunk-rarity:

darklyspectre:

bhhammy:

djcalcos:

ambris-art:

mrkenyon:

d-lear:

kaiiwooo:

d-lear:

kaiiwooo:

This took me a while and got me upset 😒

I don’t get it :(

Read the note that was left. And you’ll get it lol

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I just got it lol

I’m ashamed to admit I still don’t get it.

I don’t get it…

oh

wait

I just got it.

Don’t get it

Oh, that took me a sec. This is clever shit.

I still don’t get it

I’ll explain it to you after you get home from work.

UHG I DON’T GET IT!

It was mark

i dont get it…

Because I had to have it on my dash three times before getting it, I will help you out.

the nore reads “? Crimson, he broke your window”

If you read it out loud, it would be “question mark Crimson…”
the one who did it was mark.

? means questoin mark, not just question.