Silver Tongue

azzandra:

tlirsgender:

tlirsgender:

tlirsgender:

I think it’d be fun if one of these days when the evil overlord type is like “I Need A Queen. To Rule With” one of the little henchmen is just like “um 😳 if I may, sir, I would like to volunteer 👉👈” and overlord is just like. Okay sure you’re cute aha

This is gay of course in case it wasn’t clear. I do support henchwomen in their career choices but we’re doing gay villains here

Or they could both be girls who knows. This trope is usually done with the Evil Man who proceeds to kidnap someone about it but we could have an overlady why not. Girlboss

Evil Overlady reading outdated Evil Overlord Instruction Manual from the Sexist Old Days: hmm, says here I need to acquire an Evil Queen to assist me in my Rule of Terror and General Administrative Duties. I must follow what the Manual says

Henchwoman who has been wearing increasingly risqué bustiers every passing day of her employment: umm. ma’am. 😳 I would like to apply for that position  👉👈

Evil Overlady: Excellent! This is why I hired you, because you are a Real Go-Getter

no-this-is-ryan:

no-this-is-ryan:

The fact 100% of the members of Green Day are bi is so funny to me because they’ve been a band since high school and that has to be the most perfect representation of the classic case of one person in a group coming out as queer and then everyone else comes out and you realise you were all queer all along

Imagine being a member of Green Day and just

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ceo-of-catgirls:

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This one flopped on twitter but I’m trusting you guys here to appreciate this

askmrtorgue:

cidercidercider:

askmrtorgue:

ENOUGH F*CKING AROUND ARE THEY GIANTS OR NOT??????

they might be

I WILL F*CK YOUR SH*T UP

alchahestry:

later-slayer:

ebshellhole:

ta1k-less:

itsalwaysunnyinamestris:

lieutenant (affectionately)

Colonel (derogatory)

Fullmetal (all of the above)

FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST (narrated)

FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST (narrated slightly differently)

dumbassmcblyat:
“marumix-main:
“just-jello-responses:
“justracoonthoughts:
“157-bees:
“plainwallpaper:
“fencehopping:
“Excuse me while I sneeze 30 times in a row…
”
IS THAT POLLEN???????????????????????????????????????
”
magic spell
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I cast...

dumbassmcblyat:

marumix-main:

just-jello-responses:

justracoonthoughts:

157-bees:

plainwallpaper:

fencehopping:

Excuse me while I sneeze 30 times in a row…

IS THAT POLLEN???????????????????????????????????????

magic spell

I cast “allergies bad enough to delete you from existence”

I am going to kill that tree

It’s going to kill you first

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mrspider-deactivated20221213:

the-big-milk:

mrspider-deactivated20221213:

im a guy but im a wife yknow. marriage but in a “hes my wife” kinda way

im a sweet loving husband but as a girl

love annd peace on planet eart

demilypyro:

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what a fucking opener