demilypyro:

demilypyro:

demilypyro:

I’m attracting even more mosquito’s than before lately….

I was always attracting more mosquitoes than others around me… and now that I’m on HRT, that’s become even stronger…. did they somehow smell my unusual hormone balance?…..

I have no idea what my blood type is, how do people find that out anyway?

you can ask your doctor. they should know what blood type you have from any blood tests youve gotten

redeyeingirs:

The cycle of loaves in nature

wearesorcerer:

we-are-warshaper:

artemis-entreri:

[[ The reason that I fell in love with D&D + the Forgotten Realms, and the reason that my love for both continues to burn bright. ]]

“But Warshaper it isn’t Pride month anymore!”

If you cant stand behind this outside of when its socially acceptable, I dont want you here.

Sorcerer’s opinion: The Stonewall Riots went from June 28 to July 3rd, Pride is AT LEAST as much a July thing as a June thing. Also, it’s like Caturday.

demilypyro:

Alucard is a cool-ass sounding name for something they got by just reversing another guy’s name

alucard sounds way cooler than dracula

thyrell:

thyrell:

hey ive been really good about recycling and using reusable water bottles instead of disposable ones so why is there still an oil fire in the middle of the ocean

i forgot about the showers im so fucking sorry

adurot:

doodlemark:

Dragon strut

angrywarrior69:

karkalicious769:

There is absolutely no reason for this to be as funny as it is.

Im grumping this game to spite my boyfriend