the1janitor:

jemsdrug:

(x)

oh i got gif’d again

theactorsjourney:

aw-blog-no:

Imagine the Avengers getting hit with some sort of spell that makes them revert to their first language

and everyone expects to be unable to understand Natasha’s Russian or Thor’s Norse (Allspeak is great but it isn’t his first language according to the spell)

but then Steve starts spouting Gaelic, because he grew up speaking English in public but his immigrant mother taught him her own language first

Tony speaks either Spanish or Italian, because that’s what his first nannies spoke

and the spell considers ASL a language just as much as any spoken language, so Clint is just signing and making faces at people

and Bruce is just very confused (“Why do you expect me to be speaking a different language? I’m from Ohio.”)

The Vision flying around screaming “ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ONE ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ONE ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE”

pepethememe:
“PUTIN DOESN’T WANT YOU TO SEE THIS VERY ILLEGAL MEME
”

pepethememe:

PUTIN DOESN’T WANT YOU TO SEE THIS VERY ILLEGAL MEME

builttobulk:

youranimeprince:

Crow babies are important

Somehow it never occurred to me that crows start out as babies.

stevencutepieuniverse:
“mechandra:
“wi-fu:
“there’s a new meme in town I see
”
leg pearl’s new rival
”
This fandom won’t stand two leg memes.
”
You see!? This is what happens when a show is on hiatus!

stevencutepieuniverse:

mechandra:

wi-fu:

there’s a new meme in town I see

leg pearl’s new rival

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This fandom won’t stand two leg memes. 

You see!? This is what happens when a show is on hiatus!

rebellingphan:
“mintyfresh-tilly:
“justanother-teenagescrewup:
“ gay-undertones:
“ gay-undertones:
“ So my sister’s out for the day and my sister’s room is completely covered in One Direction posters
So I thought “why not cut out 350 shrek faces
aND...

rebellingphan:

mintyfresh-tilly:

justanother-teenagescrewup:

gay-undertones:

gay-undertones:

So my sister’s out for the day and my sister’s room is completely covered in One Direction posters

So I thought “why not cut out 350 shrek faces

aND MAKE EVERYTHING SHREK”

I PRESENT TO YOU

ONE DIR”SHREK”TION

350 shrek faces

No face left uncovered

Now we wait

MAN DOWN MAN DOWN

Its all ogre now

art is risk

she got shrekt 

gallifreyburning:

When someone reblogs an ancient post from your blog, one that wasn’t even tagged  

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Okay, listen up, here’s a story.
A couple months ago, I was making fun of the fact that every FNAF game seems to make the last game theory by matpat be wrong for some reason. I was joking about how in fnaf III the theory was gonna be something ridiculous. unbeknownst to me, I had left it untagged and it faded into the archive, forgotten…

That is until the next FNAF game theory came out. A few days after it came out, someone had reblogged with somehting like “well actually matpat said blah blah blah” acting all super smart but ultimately looking like a jackass because of the fact that the post he was “correcting” was a joke made months ago before the video that he was so knowledgeable came out and that he had to actively search for the post due to it being untagged.

little-lesbian-that-could:

lolitafashionparty:

prodigallexplorer:

Shoutout to mentally ill kids who’s parents always tell them “we miss the old you.”

Shoutout to trans guys who are constantly asked by their parents “what happened to my little girl?”

Shoutout to trans girls who’s dads say “I didn’t raise a pussy/faggot.”

Shoutout to mentally ill teens who’s parents always say “we don’t know where we messed up raising you”

Shoutout to kids who’s parents don’t understand that their children won’t always be the perfect little dolls they try “sculpting” them to be.

Shout out to the people who cannot come out due to fear or danger of harm in some way

Shout out to the people that live every day in fear

fight-against-feminism:

waffleguppies:

rubitsart:

Waffles: i’m just reading about how this Egyptologist came across jars full of honey
so naturally they started eating it

Me: haha
science!

Waffles: then one of the party remarked on a hair in the honey he was dipping bread in
they found more hair and pulled on it and ‘the body of a small child appeared, in good state of preservation, with all limbs intact and well dressed, with ornaments’

Me: GOOD LORD

Waffles: it is not recorded if any of the party ever ate anything ever again

Me: bluagh guahg
so it was a child in a big jar of honey? 
they were really going at it?
not just tasting huh

Waffles: yeah they must have been really nomming it

Me: the messed up adventures of winnie the pooh

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OH BOTHER

I AM SLAIN