Imagine the Avengers getting hit with some sort of spell that makes them revert to their first language
and everyone expects to be unable to understand Natasha’s Russian or Thor’s Norse (Allspeak is great but it isn’t his first language according to the spell)
but then Steve starts spouting Gaelic, because he grew up speaking English in public but his immigrant mother taught him her own language first
Tony speaks either Spanish or Italian, because that’s what his first nannies spoke
and the spell considers ASL a language just as much as any spoken language, so Clint is just signing and making faces at people
and Bruce is just very confused (“Why do you expect me to be speaking a different language? I’m from Ohio.”)
The Vision flying around screaming “ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ONE ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ONE ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ONE ZERO ZERO ZERO ZERO ONE”
When someone reblogs an ancient post from your blog, one that wasn’t even tagged
Okay, listen up, here’s a story. A couple months ago, I was making fun of the fact that every FNAF game seems to make the last game theory by matpat be wrong for some reason. I was joking about how in fnaf III the theory was gonna be something ridiculous. unbeknownst to me, I had left it untagged and it faded into the archive, forgotten…
That is until the next FNAF game theory came out. A few days after it came out, someone had reblogged with somehting like “well actually matpat said blah blah blah” acting all super smart but ultimately looking like a jackass because of the fact that the post he was “correcting” was a joke made months ago before the video that he was so knowledgeable came out and that he had to actively search for the post due to it being untagged.
Waffles: i’m just reading about how this Egyptologist came across jars full of honey so naturally they started eating it
Me: haha science!
Waffles: then one of the party remarked on a hair in the honey he was dipping bread in they found more hair and pulled on it and ‘the body of a small child appeared, in good state of preservation, with all limbs intact and well dressed, with ornaments’
Me: GOOD LORD
Waffles: it is not recorded if any of the party ever ate anything ever again
Me: bluagh guahg so it was a child in a big jar of honey? they were really going at it? not just tasting huh
Waffles: yeah they must have been really nomming it
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
