Silver Tongue

jitterbugjive:

papa jitters mode activate

Does that mean we can call you dad?

jitterbugjive:

when people say ‘it’s just a kid’s show, don’t take it so seriously’ they’re basically denying that we ever had a childhood

we knew what we liked as children

so I’m pretty sure we’re going to know what kids are going to like/not like

and people who say that basically forgot what it means to be a kid

and that’s sad…

Craig McCracken, standing over PPG's grave: You know, there are some things that didn't turn out exactly as I hoped they would, but I'm still glad things worked out they way they did. Rest in peace. I'll never forget you.
Craig McCracken: *tenderly places a bouquet of flowers on the grave and leaves*
Cartoon Network: *recklessly drives through cemetery in an SUV, directly to the grave and starts digging up the corpses*
Cartoon Network: Igor! Now's our chance! Ready up the car battery!

jitterbugjive:

If the new PPG  show runners react to the anger from the transunicorn episode

 they’ll probably be snide and unapologetic, make excuses, or they’ll ignore it

because ignoring trans issues is basically what they did in the episode

Didn’t just ignore, they basically said if you’re trans you’re wrong and shouldn’t change your body or else you’ll become a monster. The whole episode wasn’t just ignoring, it was very transphobic

kingsleyyy:
“ foreveralone-lyguy:
“ dragonyuri1:
“ now this is what i like to see… if i’m gonna buy some fancy new Strong Product i wanna see it beat the weaker version of itself into total useless garbage…… its called innovation and i’ve never been...

kingsleyyy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

dragonyuri1:

now this is what i like to see… if i’m gonna buy some fancy new Strong Product i wanna see it beat the weaker version of itself into total useless garbage…… its called innovation and i’ve never been so happy to be a capitalist…

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sometimes i wonder if this website is okay

Could you post a source to where they called the new series "better"? Not that I disagree with you, but I wanna see that they legitimately said that before I denounce my faith in CN.

One of my co-workers think handcuffs are to far. Lord bless his innocent pure Soul

How to fix the ppg episode

1) make the unicorn spend weeks reading the papers on the procedure
2) have the procedure be a success
3) have assholes not accept him as a unicorn because he can’t do unicorn magic with his horn
4) have the ppg stand up for him being a unicorn and talk about how it is who he truly is. He just made himself look on the outside who he was on the inside and there’s nothing wrong with that

skywalker-disaster:

giaffa:

officialbridgetroll:

I honestly never thought anyone could outdo Anakin-’you-underestimate-my-powers’-does-a-triple-backflip-and-gets-all-his-limbs-cut-off-Skywalker in being Extra™ but creating a bucket of your enemies ashes to angrily slam your completely unnecessary helmet into in front of prisoner company just for the villain aesthetic comes pretty damn close 

I’m sorry but nothing will compare to Darth-i-have-to-make-the-most-extra-supervillain-entrance-standing-on-a-tie-fighter-with-a-cool-cape-aesthetic-while-flying-the-damn-tie-fighter-with-the-force-because-i’m-cool-Vader

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Yeah, you’re right. The only person who can out Extra™ Anakin is Anakin

insertdisc5:

YOU MADE ME THINK WE WERE KILLING THEM ALL FOR A REASON

NOW YOU’RE TELLING ME IT WAS ALL FOR NOTHING?

hahaha….. so what if chara killed you because you led them on, and you made them think you were killing everyone so you could destroy the world later? 

and then you chicken out. and don’t destroy the world. after they kill their only friend. 

coward.