I wish rich people went back to keeping artists as pets. Like when you’re wealthy enough you pick a cool weirdo to do regular commissions for you, and if you really want to flex on your peers, you’ve got several.
And you visit them every once in a while like “hello, I’ve paid for your rent and your tools, have you worked on that commission giant oil painting of me getting sucked off by my political opponent, who is unfortunately still the mayor of this town, like I requested?”
And your favourite feral art person looks up - mouth full of gravel and completely surrounded by art-related trash like “no, but I designed a helicopter.”
And you’re like “that’s fucking lit, the mayor doesn’t have a helicopter. Please carry on as you have.”
Loki fucked the horse because Odin said "make sure this giant doesn't finish the wall he's building for me on time so I don't have to pay him" and Loki just said "clearly, the way to do this is to get rawed by his horse"
odin: make sure the giant doesnt finish the wall loki: got it. seduce his horse odin: What? i mean theres easier ways like stealing his tools loki: clearly i gotta get pegged by a massive horse cock odin: loki, that is nowhere near what i request loki: if i must do this to win your favour, i will make this sacrifice of getting absolutely rawed by that stud of a stallion
Finally get to share that comic I teased a few weeks ago! As a fun fact, this was actually thumbnailed and sketched out around 2 years ago, but only recently did I go back and completely redraw and rescript it from the ground up. I’m very pleased with how it came out! :)
SO! I think the comic is pretty self-explanatory! I got the idea through past experiences when I was a kid; a lot of what Wendy’s insecure about are things I was made fun of for when I was younger: my hands were too big (kids used to call me “man-hands”), or my nose was too large for my face, or my voice was too rough, or my hair too poofy and not straight enough. Some of the things I can laugh at now, but back then they hurt.
I’ve no doubt everyone goes through some rather mean-spirted teasing on their appearance, and man does it suck. Took me up until college for me to actually think of myself as something other than ugly and that there wasn’t anything wrong with me, and only just recently can I look in the mirror and think ‘I look nice! I like the way I look!“
SO! To paraphrase what Bowsette’s basically saying: remember to be kinder to yourself! You’re beautiful as you are. :) Aaaand be sure to kick anyone’s ass who says otherwise uwu
Hope ya’ll like the comic!! More to come soon! ^.^
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
