I would gain so much weight playing this game and I wouldn’t even care
IVE FUCKING PLAYED THIS GAME AND LET ME TELL YOU WHAT
SO ME AND THREE OTHER FRIENDS PLAYED IT THINKING THAT OH HEY ITS JUST GONNA BE A WHOLE PEPPER INSIDE AND WE WOULDNT ACTUALLY HAVE TO EAT IT
BUT NOOOOOOOOHOHOHO HELL THEY TOOK PEPPERS THE SAME HOTNESS OF SATANS ASSCRACK AND INTEGRATED THEM INTO THE CHOCOLATE ITSELF LIKE SOME EVIL CONCOCTION OF FLAVORS AND MADE IT INTO THE DREADED BULLET YOU DONT WANT TO GET
THE PERSON WHO GOT IT WAS IN TEARS OVER THE HEAT WITHIN SECONDS AND HAD ONLY EATEN THE VERY TINY TIP OF IT
SO WHAT DO THE REST OF US DO, AS THE (QUESTIONABLY) SANE HUMANS WE ARE?
WE TRIED IT AS WELL
SO HERE WE HAVE A CAR FULL OF CRYING, PANTING TEENAGERS AND ONE DAD IN A CONFUSED PANIC, SO HE BROUGHT US ALL TO BEN AND JERRY’S AND WE ALL STUMBLE IN LIKE “GIVE US ICE CREAM NOW” AND THE PEOPLE AT THE COUNTER WERE SCARED AND CONFUSED TRYING TO ASK WHAT FUCKING FLAVOR WE WANTED AND THE DAD WAS SITTING THERE TRYING TO GET AN ANSWER AND SOME RANDOM KID WAS CRYING BECAUSE OF US AND IT WAS GENERALLY JUST A VERY SHITTY SITUATION
SO WE GOT OUR ICE CREAM AND FINALLY CALMED DOWN AFTER A WHILE ENOUGH TO TALK LIKE NORMAL HUMAN BEINGS
AND THEN WE MADE THE DAD TRY IT WHICH WAS A VERY FUCKING BAD IDEA AS HE WAS BROUGHT TO THE SAME STATE AND HAD TO GET ICE CREAM AS WELL
SO ALL IN ALL DONT PLAY THIS GAME UNLESS YOU EAT HOT THINGS LIKE MOTHERFUCKING CANDY OR YOU’LL REGRET IT
the rest of the bullets tasted quite swell and we enjoyed them later once our taste buds started working again bUT DONT PLAY THIS GAME OR AT LEAST DONT FUCKING TRY IT ONCE SOMEONE ELSE GETS THE DEATH BULLET
Fire can not kill a dragon
SOMEONE NEED TO SEND ME THIS GAME OF DEATHLY (to the tastebuds) CHOCOLATE!!!
Every new Freddy’s game that releases pretty much takes a rusty hatchet to the Game Theory episode based on the previous one and I think that’s beautiful
FNAF 1 GT: You are the killer and this is nightmares before death row FNAF 2 GT: Phone guy is the killer and somehow kept his job Fnaf 3 GT (Probably): The guy in the suit isn’t actually the killer but a child who didn’t actually die and grew in the suit until he died. And you are the killer, returned after 40 years.
mattpat actually doubled down on phone guy being the killer in fnaf 3 stating that he’s the only one who knew about the safe rooms and spring suits in the timeframe, sidestepping phone guy’s obvious death caught on tape, and his own new discovery that the tapes are ancient. What’s more, the killer was caught on video and captured with a solid date no less, something he’s yet to address in any video, and blows every theory wide open.
With purple guy being explicitly shown to be inside the spring bonnie suit, and the killer in the article being described as only having two victims before being immediately captured and later convicted, that means there is another killer that’s been completely unaccounted for, who definitely is in prison unless he escaped.
You do realize this post is two months old and untagged, right? Even I had a hard time finding it.
You had to actively search through each page my blog to find something with outdated information (It was made long before the latest game theory) and now you’re acting like you knew all along? What’s wrong with you?
I am Silver Tongue, I am an artist. I have many characters and you can check out my art in the art tag. I occasionally practice witchcraft though I don't do anything too complicated. I am girl 2 and don't know what else to put here.
