hoofprint-is-spooky:

People do not need to be nice to you. Especially if you’re being rude, trying to get something out them, or yelling at them for something. It becomes the cowards response to go “I thought you where nice.” Because News Flash, people tend to be nice to people they like and who don’t treat them like workhorses who exist only to amuse you. 

It becomes the “nice” person’s problem to be ‘nice’ all the time, but others? Nah. They can be as big a bunch of jerks they want. “I thought you where nice” is a phrase I’ve seen a lot of assholes use to defend themselves when the ‘nice’ people get sick of their shit. 

Nobody is nice forever. There is only so much a person can take.

We came to the conclusion that a single large family cannot feed a family of four.

idkissyouevenifyouweredead:

i-sm0ke-t0die:

lordblackthorn:

marlybears:

doyouevenheilrapunzel:

modernvampies:

berry968:

Gentleman: Leonardo passed his umbrella to Elizabeth Debicki happy to stand in the rain as he protected her designer gown

He probably doesn’t care about the gown and is just being a nice dude

He’s probably doing it to get the academy to notice him and give him an Oscar

2 freaking people can fit under that umbrella. This is like Titanic all over again jesus christ.

You’d think he’d want to stay dry considering he’s died in the water twice already.

How do we always end up here

We always end up at leo dying in the water without any oscars

i-eat-men-like-air:

womptacular:

i want quvenzhané wallis to host the golden globes and mispronounce the names of every single white man nominated

klarolinelannister:

xkanyeinterruptedmex:

1. Writers that unrealistically don’t kill anyone.

2. The right amount of death.

3. LETS JUST FUCKIN KILL THEM ALL BANG BANG BANG

so, in order, stephenie meyer, jk rowling, george rr martin.

g0dziiia:

I wish this was longer

alices-sugilite:

ohana-means-famiree:

poshcoughing:

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

this week on: britan thinks its special

This week on america copies everything from Britain.

HOLD THE FUCK UP

LIFE SAVERS CAME FIRST ITS CANON

tgweaver:

Selur eht era selur.