“Our foes had luck weapons ages ahead of ours. We carried horseshoe swords into fields of breaking-mirror land mines and black cat tripwires.”
-QuietPineTrees
That’s pretty fuckin’ sweet.
It looks like a witch made a really bad mistake!
The Ministry of Magic is going to have a field day with this.
jay gatsby’s car was a real hit with the ladies
i know literally nothing about great gatsby but i know tumblr and with that knowledge i am 500% sure that jay gatsby hits some motherfucker with his car
me when a white actor plays a racist character a little too well
I kno rite
it’s like these people are paid and chosen based upon their ability to be convincing
its almost like they do it for a living
whats that called again
oh right
Like or hate John Cena, I can always appreciate someone who’s willing to take a joke at his expense.
THere is an awesome wrestler who just likes getting people excited
What happened to Jem's legs, anyway?
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In order to get that out of me, you have to trick me into telling the story I wanna tell
