Silver Tongue

unyanizedcatboys:

satanscentipede:

sonypraystation:

There’s no way snorlax knows self destruct that’s too fucking funny

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hey what the fuck? hey Nintendo what the fuck?

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civvic:

civvic:

Fuck. Those fuckers at the store sold me No Purpose Flour again. What the fuck do I do with this

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you laugh. my flour is bereft of purpose and you mock me. hell upon you, fool

ooppo:

sombersalt:

ooppo:

ooppo:

faggotyuri:

dykeyaoi:

ooppo:

ooppo:

waxydoll:

ooppo:

nepeta-lleijon:

ooppo:

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crimepope:

nepeta-lleijon:

ooppo:

ooppo:

ooppo:

ooppo:

stonerpunk:

ooppo:

honeysucklebuttons:

ooppo:

shhhhh guys be quiet we need to be quiet or else the bears will hear us. as long as we all keep quiet (everyone liking this post) we will be fine just don’t do anything to alert the bears okay?

ASSERT THE PEARS?? HUH??

SHHHH OH MY GOD STOP THE BEARS ARE LOOKING THIS WAY

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everyone be quiet oh my fucking god ….

:33 < jegus fuck!!

“What was that?”

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“Must be my imagination.”

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HoNk :o)

you two Homestuck motherfuckers better shut the fuck up or I swear to GOD.

:33 < whoopsies okay i will be extra quiet!

Thank you nepeta from Homestuck. It looks like the bear has left, I think we can all quietly head back to the car…wait…where’s the fucking car?

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MY FUCKING CAR

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Post cancelled, MOTHERFUCKING DYKEYAOI?? ARE U KIDDING ME?? That’s the coolest fucking username ever. What’s next? faggotyuri??

@faggotyuri :D

Hey what’s going on in this thread

HOLY SHIT FAGGOTYURI

Everyone give it up for @Dykeyaoi and @Faggotyuri make sure to clap really really loud 📢

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@dykeyaoi and @faggotyuri have pleased the bears, we are saved

Yes officer that’s the bear that stole my fucking car get his ass

Did someone say something about bears and officers?

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...Does Asriel ride the bike in Goat form or Flowey form? since I assume the bike is child size, which... would be too big and too small for her depending on the form... or maybe she can shrink since Flowey do the face shapeshift sometime but probably not?

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askfallenroyalty:

[img id: Flowey rides their iconic red bike with a basket. To do so, they stretch out their vines to reach the pedals and handle bars. id end.]ALT

…at least in AFR Flowey can stretch out the vines with magic.

askfallenroyalty:

[img id: Aslo walks through her parent's tomato garden. She's holding a bunch of golden flowers in her arms and is smiling.ALT
She walks to the right, "Renny, I'm home-" "oh." She stops, unimpressed by what she sees offscreen.ALT
Renny point-blank figures out the truth. "You guys just wanted me out of the house so you could fight." We see Chara and Asriel, fighting each other with fists as flowers. The dining area is a mess with clothes and pushed chairs.ALT
Scene change. Asriel and Chara are on the couch, both wearing flower themed bandaids. Both are sitting as if grounded.ALT
Aslo stands in front of them, hands on her hips and pouting in disapproval. Both flowers sweat in guilt from being in the hot seat.ALT
Chin up, Aslo judges. "What do we say?" "Sorry" both siblings say together at once. Chara smirks, "Oh my god, she's like a mini Toriel." Asriel catches their mirth, "I know, right?"ALT
"'Toriel'," Aslo quotes off screen. "That was grandmother's name." The mood is killed instantly. Both siblings frown. Aslo is however unbothered. "Am I really like her?" Chara smiles in a goofy kinda smirk. "Yeah."ALT
Chara grows out their stem to get closer. "She was the BOSSIEST boss monster," Chara says. "Hey!" Aslo gawks, offended. "A total know-it-all who'd always get in your business." "Chara," Asriel warns. But they continue "And she was the funniest too. Always knew how to make you laugh, even when things were tough."ALT
Chara smiles despite their face showing pain. "She could be breaking inside, but she'd shine like the sun regardless." They're shaking, "She did everything for the sake of us. The most selfless and loving woman-" They break. "And we killed her."ALT
As Chara begins to cry, Flowey pushes themselves forward with a fake smile. "Only metaphorically of course! hee hee" Aslo stands back, confused and horrified by Chara's admission. id end.]ALT

Part 8!

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5 | Part 6 | Part 7

mrspider:

mrspider:

curious. whats the pettiest reason youve unfollowed someone?

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i knew you guys would have some good ones but its not even been 20 minutes

wedgemccloud:
“catboy–slim:
“Now In Forum Flavor:
”
*slams desk*
FUCKING BRING BACK FORUMS. THEY RUN ON BASIC WEB SERVERS. IT JUST NEEDS PHP/MYSQL. THEY STILL EXIST. THEY DEPLOY OUT OF THE BOX. STOP ALLOWING THE MODERN WEB TO MAKE MONOLITHS.
TECH...

wedgemccloud:

catboy–slim:

Now In Forum Flavor:

Discord Is A Black Hole For Information  There are a wide variety of open source projects especially in the game dev community that use Discord as their end all be all for communication and to disseminate information. The problem with this is that 99% of the conversations that take place in Discord are missed. So many solutions to so many problems are just swept away in a never ending cascade of chat messages which remain undocumented elsewhere. Joining Discord servers is god damn nightmare, for whatever reason server admins just love to split the community across what feels like hundreds of unnecessary channels no one will ever use or look at. Explaining your problem in the help channel is ignored.   Discord was great when it came, it really saved those of us who couldn't afford a VOIP server from Skype. Now, people have replaced their ENTIRE FORUM with it, and their forum where information is easily consumed is practically abandoned.

*slams desk*

FUCKING BRING BACK FORUMS. THEY RUN ON BASIC WEB SERVERS. IT JUST NEEDS PHP/MYSQL. THEY STILL EXIST. THEY DEPLOY OUT OF THE BOX. STOP ALLOWING THE MODERN WEB TO MAKE MONOLITHS.

TECH PEOPLE ESPECIALLY. FUCKING RUN YOUR OWN SHIT.

BRING BACK FORUMS.