Silver Tongue

fresh-biscuits:

sumchckn:

4mysquad:

Hillary tomorrow:

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LMAO 

DELETE THIS

stiles-stilinsking:

mollyiswideawake:

the-eleventh-blog:

iwanty0ubleeders:

can you imagine

if google just disappeared from the internet 

and then we couldn’t google what happened to it

because google was gone 

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It took me a good two minutes to work out that that is a picture of a person in a translucent waterslide and not someone trapped in a human test tube in a horror film

this is why we need google

shellyshockz:

I made smeargle variations!! 

These were super fun to make.

@scraps-is-busy

Let’s Play “Have You Ever?”

a-thousand-shining-stars:

Fill my inbox with “have you ever” questions and I swear I’ll answer every single one for you.

penultimate-illusion:

churchofbayonetta:

oldroots:

oldroots:

oldroots:

my fave SCP is Geoff who is basically a regular guy who doesnt even work at the SCP foundation but just happens to keep wandering into high-security parts of the building by accident somehow and escapes containment the same way

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like it says its an SCP on probation because they cant prove if he has some supernatural power or if hes just a guy who knows all of the passwords to the SCP foundation

I think my favorite part are the transcripts

“Commander Price: Alright people, it’s go time! I want suppressing fire on this thing NOW! Neptune squadron, hit it with everything you’ve got! If this thing gets one claw to the surface, then—

SCP-008-J: Hey, I remember you!

Commander Price: (Exasperated and enraged) FUCK!

SCP-008-J: Can you help me out? I’m a bit turned around. I’m trying to get to Grays Street.

Commander Price: WE’RE 3,000 METERS UNDER THE FUCKING OCEAN!

SCP-008-J: (Produces smartphone) Well that explains why my map won’t load.

Commander Price: WHO THE FLAMING CHRIST ARE YOU!?

SCP-008-J: Geoff, remember? Hey, are you on Facebook? I feel like I keep running into you! We should be friends!”

Geoff is tormenting this poor commander for no reason.

@uss-cornowa become scp

iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

a horror genre video game where people keep asking you to hold their baby and you have to fight off increasingly determined hoards of monsters without dropping it

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sssshit. hshsit shit shit shit sshit sthis thi sthi shit

imaginmation:
“ I miss the golden age of SNL
”
I miss when Adam Sandler was funny

imaginmation:

I miss the golden age of SNL

I miss when Adam Sandler was funny

definitely-not-altair:

// Look guys I’m gonna keep this short and sweet but uh. I’m a trans dude and it’s really depressing that in a world where cosmic star dragons and faeries, curses, the void, yordles and magic, living gods and demons exist that it’s considered “realistic” to kill queer people. 

Should anyone receive death threats over it? No, of course not, that is unacceptable, but don’t tell people to “calm down” when you’re discussing the struggle of an entire demographic, people are going to be passionate, I hate getting involved in shit but this strokes close to home. Dealing with transphobia and aggression and feeling unsafe on the reg, I would like to be considered as a human being at least in fiction. 

This is not only an issue within the discussion of the events on my dash but an issue in media. The media loves to kill off gay people. There’s even a TV TROPES page about it: “Bury your Gays”. (WARNING for graphic pictures and subject matter here)

It’s an issue guys. It’s a real issue. Please allow people to be upset. Please don’t send people death threats, but also understand that this is a huge issue and deserves discussion and to be brought to the attention of writers and readers alike. Be civil, but understand why people are upset and angry.

scraps-is-busy:

askclaylex:

scraps-is-busy:

How does a movie with the JOKER need to be reshot because it lacked comedy!?

The signs that DC is utterly lost just pile up.

Even though they got MASSIVE amounts of money from BVS, they’re trying to fix what they think is wrong with Suicide Squad due to the criticism.

Its really a horrible mess at this point.

Actually, they’re making less money on Batman v Superman than they had estimated. Sales have plummeted faster than any other in the genre from what I’ve heard.

DC just is terrible when it comes to live action movies lately

newretro:
“ “  Undyne: Let’s start a photo company for boss fights!
Papyrus: ONE WEEK LATER, SAMPLE GLOSSIES IN THE MAIL.
Undyne: Relive the memories…
”
or make due with dramatic reenactments!
”

newretro:

Undyne: Let’s start a photo company for boss fights!

Papyrus: ONE WEEK LATER, SAMPLE GLOSSIES IN THE MAIL.

Undyne: Relive the memories…

or make due with dramatic reenactments!