outofcontextdnd:

Player: The room is so dark, he blindly walks into the fire.

DM: Yes, actually.

stele3:

amuseoffyre:

spanishskulduggery:

mynamesdrstuff:

enjoloras:

Excellent history fact to remember;

Niccolo Machiavelli and Leonardo Da Vinci, most likely at the behest of the Borgias, once conspired to steal a river.

That’s right folks. They planned to change the course of the Arno River so that they could steal it from Pisa and make Florence accessible by sea. 

Please take a moment to imagine that.

Please. 

‘So we just divert the -’

‘Don’t worry they won’t notice a thing’

100% better than National Treasure.

This should be a wacky bromance heist film. We need more wacky historical heist films.

It gets better. I just had to go check on the veracity of this and discovered MORE.

Their plan failed, at which point Machiavelli decided to quietly fade out of politics…and went on to write The Prince, one of the most (in)famous pieces of Western literature.

Da Vinci, meanwhile, never forgot the river that got away. In fact, he made it the background of one of his most famous paintings–hell, one of the most famous paintings, period.

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Yup, that’s the fucking river.

the original italian job.
Can we just agree that dicaprio should play da vinci?

rosexknight:

justrumbelledearie:

thatravenclawbitch:

melissabosquez:

swanhookheart:

gentlesleaze:

Naturally, this has to be done

Shut up

I am dying laughing

I can’t watch this with sound because I’m at work, but I’m 99% sure it’s “Mmm Whatcha Say”

You are 100% correct. XD

I AM SO HAPPY THIS IS A THING

is this gonna be mm watcha say to killian dying?

I knew it

ouat finale
old dude: so here's your magic retcon pen, use it but don't abuse it
henry: *breaks pen* no one should have that power u_u
old dude: lol ok
ultimate evil: *APPEARS*
ultimate evil: SUP GUYS BET YOU WISH YOU HAD A MAGIC RETCON PEN RIGHT ABOUT NOW HUH
I drew my plant pone.

I drew my plant pone.

lizzymodblog:

They should make a game like L.A. Noire.

But like, good.

With a more interesting plot, better animation, more subtle tells and no combat.

The godfather for the xbox 360

dracini:
“Custom plant pon for a-random-mod
Species and subspecies owned by Ad-opt and WENDlGO
”
Her name is Kalle and the plant tail is Demos

dracini:

Custom plant pon for a-random-mod

Species and subspecies owned by Ad-opt and WENDlGO

Her name is Kalle and the plant tail is Demos

It’s really not that hard to tell actors from their characters

monker4444:

jaded-space:

polyturtles:

artactually:

Like, this is Loki

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And this is Tom. They have different colored hair.

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This is Castiel

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And this is Misha. They wear different clothes.

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This is Tony Stark

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And this is Robert Downey Jr. They have different names.

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Simple

Actually, don’t forget that Tony Stark is about half a foot taller. RDJ is a tiny tiny man and it’s hilarious.

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This is Tony Stark

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And this is Robert Downey Jr.

never clicked the reblog button as fast as this.

sanjista:
“ melancholicmarionette:
“ Imagine how is touch the sky
”
return here, please carts, i’m begging you
”
Lonbri Dondge

sanjista:

melancholicmarionette:

Imagine how is touch the sky

return here, please carts, i’m begging you

Lonbri Dondge