blue-darner:

steveramone:

defining moment of my childhood

#the prototypical expand dong

castorochiaro:

dragondicks:

was the story of jonah and the whale the earliest recorded vore fetish art

paulbearer:

markbellhorn:

reblog this with your favorite lolcat

adurot:

gulltown:

gulltown:

As I understand daredevil s2 is bringing The Punisher some attention I’d like to remind you all that a crossover of Archie Comics and The Punisher is a real honest to god thing that happened

why would i lie to you

Archie has since had crossovers with Predator and Sharknado. Punisher seems quant in comparison.

that’s because there was an assassin who looked like archie

buttermilkqueen:

when ur starting to make friends with someone and all of the sudden they reveal their giant douchebag side

slicedstrings:

spiderjewel:

Ok Disney Parks Blog announced Kylo Ren is coming to Disneyland, and that for the time being he’ll be replacing Darth Vader’s meet and greet

And in the comments section a lot of people are really angry because they want to meet Darth Vader instead

Which on a meta level is the funniest thing ever to me

Kylo Ren will never be his grandfather. 

almost-always-eventually-right:

just-shower-thoughts:

Killing two birds with one stone seems easy since the phase never mentioned you have to kill them at the same time.

Because it’s about not using a second stone. You reuse the first one. It’s an adage about efficient use of resources.

urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

urbanfuck:

anal sneezes are cute as shit

sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time

this is not what i want to be remembered for