pembrokewkorgi:

kittilumpo:

standard-dingo:

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i love that that'a what you’re focussing on here

She definitely does what she’s asked.

dasuzu:

what can i say i really love undertale

gorillaziraphale:

mwagneto:

fucking losing it at the concept of a reverse Holmes and Watson like there’s this genius journalist who goes around solving crimes and writes about how he does it and then there’s his useless himbo assistant who does fuck all and just follows him around absolutely out of his mind on cocaine

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WOSGHFDHFHDHFHDH

fletchery-png:
“ BULL PENIS CANE !
Anyway! I got to draw one of my favourite intermission characters for the @eclipse-zine !! it was so much fun!
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fletchery-png:

BULL PENIS CANE !

Anyway! I got to draw one of my favourite intermission characters for the @eclipse-zine !! it was so much fun!

pixelpulp:
“sorry
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pixelpulp:

sorry

indigobluerose:

theheroheart:

sushigal007:

a-creepy-wholockian:

phoenix-aflame:

benjaminminu:

How the fuck did he get hired there giving his name as “The Doctor”?

Im pretty sure he either used psychic paper or said “fuck it” and just made his own name tag and pretended he was hired.

I have one of those Doctor Who books that gives extra info on stuff and someone made up the application he sent to get hired and you really have to find it and see it because it’s pure gold. He put his age as like 1,200 and crossed it out and put 50 or something then wrote “Is that too high?” and crossed that out too and just wrote 29

I know I already reblogged it, but I had a feeling I’d seen that application IRL, so I dug out my books and went looking.

:)

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i cant

“Male so far”

scottandhiskind:

instagrampa:

unclefather:

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Excuse me she was WHAT

I really struggled to believe this until I looked it up

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quiteliterallyhotsauce:
“  European: That’s crazy , why don’t you guys have some mass protests or something?
American: Because the Police are very scary and can murder you and get away with it
European: What? Surely you can report any bad...

quiteliterallyhotsauce:

European: That’s crazy , why don’t you guys have some mass protests or something? 

American: Because the Police are very scary and can murder you and get away with it 

European: What? Surely you can report any bad police 

American: They have Tanks and machineguns 

European: Huh?

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Ah yes… The horrors of Scandinavian-style democratic socialism.

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blank evolve!

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