aplusappmedia:

Fun fact of the day: There are 600 species of carnivorous plants.

Now have a good weekend. 

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misterhayden:

CHECK OUT THESE TALENTED DOGS.

jwblogofrandomness:

You know something just occurred to me. Bill Cipher knows the past, present, and future, has several eyes all over the place watching everyone, knows everybody’s name, yet he didn’t know the combination to Stan’s safe?

I mean I know it’s a cartoon and all, but I can’t help but wonder what the limits to Bill’s powers are.

Perhaps bill was in stans mind for another reason?
I mean, he probably needed something else from stans mind. Something involving a certain twin brother who wrote a book. A twin brother that he actively tried to keep from being found.

water is wet

iwasateenagefaery:

trigger warning: education

pyuke:

omg

eight-times-nine:

tooast:

endeavouragainsttheworld:

jwlives:

things to say during a sex:

• i’m ready
  
• did you see my underwear? did you want to?
  
• bring it around town
  
• am i a pretty girl?
  
• be assertive, not in-sertive
  
• … at night
  
• MY LEG
  
• are you feeling it now mr krabs
  
• EEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILL
• leedle-leedle-leedle-lee
  
• not when i shift into MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE
  

I knew I should’ve gotten the turbo.

chocolate? CHOCOLATEEEEE

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Technique technique technique technique

nemusou:

stabilizedinsanity:

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

23devil:

emeraldembers:

gondor-calls-for-aid:

4-1-3:

People who are younger than you but taller

People who are younger than you but better than you at something

People who are younger than you

People

Being turned into a llama

A LLAMA?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!!

yeah… weird