Silver Tongue

tippingvelvets:

my clearest memory from high school is my best friend asking if i’d brought gym clothes and me asking “who the fuck is jim”

handannan:

nativeoregongingerhippie:

ejacu-latte:

thegreycatsby:

theamericankid:

These are cute.

IS THAT AN OTTER TEXTING A HEDGEHOG

The dino one is so cute

an otter texting a hedgehog about a failing date….

Why did the alligator want to kill the moth, though? :(

theverysarcasticscientist:

phantomoftheoperatingtable:

2460waan:

potologie:

*feels intense dirty capitalist pleasure over acquiring a new material object* my father karl will forgive me because I have a retail kink and kinks are protected even under communism

Marx specifically shamed this in Das Capital- calling it “commodity fetishism”.

Reblog to get kinkshamed by Karl
Marx

this post is bizarre

why do we live in a world where the sentence “reblog to get kinkshamed by Karl Marx” is something that makes sense

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Originally posted by glam-cookie

Rick Astley (?) - Never Gonna Give You Up (but everyone is playing at slightly different tempos)
Current State of Steven Universe Episodes:

dement09:

oragala:

Cartoon Network is currently working on a large, very huge bomb, bigger than any other bomb, ever. Just in case. But they still haven’t aired it.

tbh im scared of the consequences after the bomb…what, 1 year long hiatus?

that still won’t be enoguh time to recover

blueorca2000:

Gravitytopia??

um i wanted the stans to be wolves but wolves being related to bunnies seemed kinda odd to me??? but i think they make pretty cute bunnies

also as people, i’m sure soos could hug/lift dipper, mabel, wendy, stan, and ford, but now that he’s a giant panda he definitely can cuz everyone’s so tiny

@probablyfakeblonde

witchstock:

I know this is literally ridiculous but
I wish people didn’t get so mad about you not texting them back lol, like 80% of the time I don’t text back it’s just cos I don’t have the mental energy to engage lol

sosauffie:

askthetockclan:

lean-mean-greeneyed-dean:

fawndroids:

Fuck you

I have never been so viscerally upset in my entire life.

*angrily slams fist on desk*