theladyofthedarkcastle:

epcotexplorer:

Welcome back to Disneyland’s Haunted Mansion, Hatbox Ghost. 

After a 46 year absence, Yale Gracey’s legendary attic denizen has made his return to New Orleans Square. 

2015 pictures on the left, 1969 on the right. 

*heavy breathing* YAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSS

pkshitstorm:

ravena-she-wrote:

Person: I’m depressed.
Tumblr user: Says the white cis boy

Depression doesn’t give a flying fuck who you are, asshole.

This needs more notes.

polowavecap:

Oh its fucking lit

mintprincen:

goddess-of-apples:

snorlaxlovesme:

rosereturns:

things said in majority of movies:

• “I TRUSTED YOU!!”
• “she’s not just some girl!”
• “I should have told you this a long time ago.”
• “I’m not a little girl anymore!!”
• “but I love him!!”

-“You’re giving up your dream!”
  “No dad, I’m giving up YOUR dream.”

“I knew your father. He was a good man.”

*girl walks downstairs*

Guy: Wow… you look… great.

*dad after moving into a clearly haunted house* “This is a brand new start for us”

micdotcom:

A barbecue restaurant called “Rubbin’ Buttz” is trying to celebrate “White Appreciation Day” 

KUSA-TV reports that June 11 will be “White Appreciation Day” at Milliken, Colorado’s “Rubbin’ Buttz BBQ and Country Cafe.” Participating Caucasians will be able to redeem their skin color for a 10% discount on all purchases that won’t be available to non-whites. Thankfully, the restaurant could face repercussions.

• Tom Paxton is the Sam Fisher of video games
  
• Snakes are the locusts of the animal kingdom 
  
• Mario Party is the Risk of board games
  
• Doves are the pigeons of the bird world 
  
• Unity is the Unreal of videogame engines
  

notchicken:

so this kid Liam in my school got up on a lunch table and started to whip

he got sent to in-school detention and someone from my school madE THIS TWITTER ACCOUNT 

ITS CALLED FREELIAM ANYWAY NOW THERE’S TWEETS LIKE 

AND

AND PEOPLE ARE MAKING SHIRTS AND POSTERS

AND LIKE HALF THE SCHOOL IS GOING OUTSIDE OUR PRINCIPLES OFFICE TOMORROW TO WHIP IN PROTEST OF LIAM AND THIS IS HONESTLY ONE OF THE FUNNIEST THINGS TO HAPPEN IN OUR SCHOOL

thickthighing:

kozfr:

Every day next week will be the same backwards:
5/10/15
5/11/15
5/12/15
5/13/15
5/14/15
5/15/15
5/16/15
5/17/15

Bruh