schmerzerling:

THE CHINESE FOOD PLACE WON’T DELIVER TO MY HOUSE BECAUSE TRAFFIC IS HORRIBLE BECAUSE OBAMA IS IN TOWN

THIS IS A ONCE IN A LIFETIME OPPORTUNITY TO 100% UNIRONICALLY SAY

THANKS OBAMA

megsesvids:

just-call-me-your-darling:

oftaggrivated:

zombikki:

wolvesofinnistrad:

jchelseaw:

wolvesofinnistrad:

jchelseaw:

wolvesofinnistrad:

bluandorange:

all Bucky wanted to do was get some more tea and now this. Thanks a lot, Sam. You had to fuckin’ tell him, you ass.

Aggressively Progressive Steve Rogers is so what I’m  here for.

STeve would unleash and be all “DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH WHOOPING COUGH SUCKS?! DO YOU?! DO YOU REALLY?! ARE YOU FUCKIN’ STUPID?! BUCKY, TELL THEM HOW I BROKE TWO RIBS! TELL THEM!”

Omg, new headcanon, Beleaguered Bucky Barnes being grabbed by the shoulders and practically lifted into camera view by Steve shouting about how Bucky needs to confirm some terrible illness because no one else is alive form that time to corroborate any of Steve’s claims.  Bucky shyly telling the reporters that yes, Steve did indeed have that thing adn yeah it is dangerous and Steve jumping back into frame like “I told you!  I TOLD YOU IT SUCKED SHUT UP JENNY MCCARTHY!”

“AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE?! POLIO!”

“Steve you never had fucking polio-”

“YEA BUT IT STILL SUCKED! KNOW WHAT STOPPED IT?! VACCINES!”

“Oh my God, Steve.”

“I DIDN’T EVNENKNOW WHAT THAT SHOT WOULD DO TO ME BUT I TOOK IT!”

“Steve, that’s… That’s not really a good argument.”

“I DON’T CARE FOX NEWS NEEDS TO STOP USING MY IMAGE!”

“Steve, doll, calm down.”

“I VOTED FOR OBAMA!”

I love everything about this post

Omg headcanon accepted

That picture is everything. I can hear Chris Evans yelling those lines in my head.

adurot:

conspicuouslad:

hellagibdo:

so my friend got me this huge box of Yu-Gi-Oh cards as a gift, it has 24 packs in it at 9 cards per pack that’s 216 CARDS HOLY SHIT and she got them for a deal

Evil… Hero… Fierce Blade Monster. Huh. Interesting name for a pack. But whatever! Let’s crack this thing open and see what kind of stuff I got!

DAAAAAMN in my first pack I got a hologra– wait. Ew. This thing is covered in glitter. I can’t even read its nameOH MY GOD IT’S ARMOURED DARK DRAGON ELECTRONIC DARK DRAGON. Something isn’t sitting quite right with me here… What else we got…

DON’T WORRY GUYS. I SAID DON’T WORRY CAUSE MOTHERFUCKIN SWORDFIGHT BEAST GEORGE IS HERE

SWEET GODMOTHER OF PISTACHIOS THESE CARDS ARE MORE BOOTLEG THAN MY COWBOY UNCLE

Mistake happened

Those seem like perfectly legit yugioh card names to me, and they Do have like a dozen different kinds of foils for various levels of “rare”.

So a massive barbarian fighter whos name is canonically george is normal for yugioh? I wanna see bakura or marik use george.

rosexknight:

a-random-mod:

jitterbugjive:

naomiknight17:

jitterbugjive:

naomiknight17:

vampirekin-deactivated20190403:

Just because you specifically haven’t seen something happen, doesn’t mean it doesn’t.

I really can’t imagine even how a cis person would be bullied for being cis??

Is this something you or someone you know has experienced??

Cis is considered ‘normal’. Expected. Accepted.

Has anyone ever been bullied for being ‘normal’?

I have 3 little lovely words that many cis people have come to fear

“Check your privileges”

They have been getting bullied.

Quite a lot, actually. If you are a cis white male, and express yourself as such, people are going to make these assumptions:

-You objectify women, no exception

-You’re not a nice person, it’s literally impossible. You’re male scum. This is why “not all men” is commonly made fun of

-You’re a privileged piece of shit who has no right to be around trans people

-You’re normal, therefor you can’t possibly have any mental problems and if you dare to express that you do you will have SJW’s breathing down your back telling you to shut up because “you don’t understand oppression”

-Women can’t rape you, that’s impossible, cis white men can’t be raped

I have some Cis friends who come to me sometimes actually TERRIFIED they’ll say the wrong things. Ashamed of themselves for being who they are because they are shamed for not being different.

That is bullying. That is oppression. 

Why do you think “cis scum” is a commonly used term?

I’ve been told to check my privilege, and you know what? I checked my privilege! And I realized, oh, hey, maybe I’m actually wrong about this thing because I am not actually a part of it.

Bullying because someone is male and bullying because they are cis is not the same thing. Same with the whole men can’t be raped thing - it’s bullshit, absolute bullshit, but it’s about patriarchal expectations of men, not of all cis people.

I can kind of see where you’re coming from with the whole “You’re normal so you can’t have problems” but that happens to practically everyone. White people. Men. Well-off people.

I am sad to hear that you have cis friends who are afraid of saying the wrong thing. That sucks. But don’t trans people have those same worries? Don’t you or your trans friends ever fear reprisal for what you say? That’s normal, isn’t it?

I maintain that stuff like “cis scum” is really just oppressed people fighting back against their oppressors, and is not ‘bullying’ any more than standing up for yourself in any other situation would be.

There is a HUGE difference between oppressed people fighting back and making their problems and feelings known, and the oppressor stomping them down.

And the reason ‘not all men’ is made fun of is because that phrase is constantly used to shout down and shut up feminist arguments, and it’s a weak excuse.

If you’re part of a group that’s receiving criticism, it’s best to look at yourself and your friends and determine if that criticism is valid, not to just immediately shout “BUT NOT ME!!” because that just absolves you of any responsibility and allows you to dismiss the complaint or problem, and that doesn’t help anybody.

Just because I’ve been oppressed doesn’t mean I should turn a blind eye to any cis friends who have been bullied and harassed for being cis on tumblr.

It’s not a public society thing no, but it’s an internet thing, and plenty of people are far more sensitive than you might be.

It’s not oppressed people fighting against their oppressors.

It’s trans people lashing out against groups as a whole for what some members of said group have done.

What you’re doing right now is a part of that.

You’re claiming that they’re normal, they can’t compare to trans, they can’t understand oppression like we can. To assume someone defending themselves as a good person is them ‘dismissing’ responsibility is a form of oppression.

It’s just as bad as “all bronies are pedophiles” and “all gay people just want sex and don’t love” or that all trans people are just “sick perverts who are ashamed of themselves”. 

Or, dare I say, you may as well tell a black person that they should take responsibility for all the bad things black people have supposedly done.

It’s generalizing. Generalizing isn’t okay and just because someone may not know certain problems that another may have it’s not ever okay to compare problems because one thing that may not affect you ldrive another person to suicide and you need to be aware that the weight of a problem is based on how it mentally damages a person, not by what the actual problem is.

Don’t ever. Excuse. Attacking people/ Just because they happen to be a part of a group they can’t help.

 They didn’t CHOOSE to be Cis.

They shouldn’t have to be forced to take responsibility for every shitty thing a fellow cis person has done. 

Being cis is normative and common, so of course there are going to be a lot of assholes in there. But to shun cis people and act like they can’t be hurt by people unfairly lashing out at them isn’t okay.

I hope this lets you think things over a bit cuz I know you’re a nice person and it’s hard to understand issues like this when you don’t see them happening.

I just don’t think it’s okay to attack people for things they didn’t do or didn’t mean to do, and I don’t think it’s okay to tell someone their problems don’t matter as much as someone else’s.

rosexknight Has been bullied because she is cis and straight.

I have =) both on and off of Tumblr. No, being bullied because you’re cis doesn’t happen often, but saying it doesn’t happen at all is just ignorant and shallow. That’s like saying just because you’re white no one can be racist to you.

I have to agree with every comment here. Being “normal” is now considered wrong in many social circles. I know people who have to pretend to be bi just so they don’t get bullied or hate.

So here’s my thing. Trans people want cis people to accept who they are. If they want us to do that for them, why don’t they do that for us?

didn’t some random person imply that one of your friends is a potential rapist because he’s a male despite him being one of the sweetest people ever? Like, IRL, not on tumblr.

town-of-salem:

autisticdemon:

what the fuck

My guess would be transporter.

Or dis. There was a game where a bg protected me three times when I was dis and dissed. He never caught on and was very confused.

Yes but that is more because of difference in percent.

My grandparents were born eight years apart but started dating when they were 36 and 28 which while is the same difference in years, it’s not nearly as different in proportion.