Silver Tongue

iguanamouth:

heyitspj:

heyitspj:

Guy Fieri looks like an irl Fire-type gym leader

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brainstatic:

lancrebitch:

wrecknician:

cardozzza:

coffee-and-eugenics:

kaijuslayer:

I’m very glad that movies like Pacific Rim and Fury Road and The Force Awakens are as colorful as they are, because I am really, really tired of desaturated movies.

I’m glad <insert movie> has blacks people because if it didn’t meet my arbitrary percentage standard I might just have to call someone a bigot

………you’re an ugly racist, but this is literally talking about the color palette the films used, not who is acting in them.

“I like the film aesthetics of this movie”
“Wow what is this some kind of SJW bullshit??”

“I like colours lads”
“FUCKING POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD”

That guy’s blog is a real arrested_development_dead_bird.jpg experience.

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Originally posted by giffythings

nilvoid:
“ slimetony:
“ tradgedy
”
now they are one
”
So this is what homeworld thinks of fusion

nilvoid:

slimetony:

tradgedy

now they are one

So this is what homeworld thinks of fusion

roachpatrol:

cthuloops:

reallymadscientist:

quirkybiochemist:

reallymadscientist:

A lot of people are asking why I’m painting spiders. It’s because I’m currently running an experiment where I have two males, one infected and one healthy, courting one female simultaneously (to see whether she will choose the healthy male over the sick one). I have to mark them with paint to keep track of which male is which. You can see the little paint dots on their back.

I really want to know the outcome

Well I’ve run about 10 trials so far, and I can tell you that anecdotally, the males are more interested in courting each other than in courting the female. Definitely not what I was expecting…

THIS JUST IN: gay spiders confirmed by science

the science checks out: putting makeup on spiders makes them gay 

assiest:

sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

assiest:

i am 41 cheetos tall 

Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?

we were out of doritos 

What the hay? Why is you follower count dropping since the announcement?

quartz-poker:

jitterbugjive:

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and still dropping

and the best part is

there are new followers

so technically, you have to add that number to see how many actually unfollowed


There have been 15 new followers since the new update.

So that means 37 people have unfollowed today.

As you pointed out, you know this is normal.

Some people see the update, remember they follow you…but also realize they aren’t that interested anymore and unfollow. And so updates sometimes come with a drop in follower count.

or because the focus isn’t ditzy fawning over the doctor at the moment, the rabbid time bubble shippers ditched it

waffleperks:

congenitaldisease:

A brinicle, also commonly known as an “ice stalactite” forms under the sea ice when a flow of extremely cold saline water is introduced to ocean water. It is known as an ice stalactite because it is the undersea equivalent of a hollow stalactite. It freezes everything it touches, including sea creatures.

Alternate caption: Death icicle kills Patrick Star’s family

naughty starfish get put in the freezy pop to atone for their sins

You know what?

kilalabunnies:

Ever since I got a pacifier I’ve stopped biting and eating the skin off my lip, so in a way it’s helping…. 

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I’m hoping I can do the same now that I have mine.

i love how if ya just throw a faded black and white filter over any still of John Mulaney in “The Comeback Kid” he looks like some peppy all-American 50s tv show presenter
When is your birthday?

bloodsbane:

it just passed! march 20th

that means I’m older >:D