rebornica:

when the time comes you’re going to have to be responsible for stuff and pay for your own things

and nature just makes your body do stuff you dont want it to do

ew

widowbitesandhearingaids:

headcanon that Natasha’s an amazing singer but God help the poor fool who ever comments on it. Everyone knows this. You mention the singing, you die. Fact.

Everyone knows but Bucky. And one day Bucky hears her singing Russian lullabies to herself and softly joins in, because he still remembers the language, and Natasha lets him. And Clint stumbles into this bizarre assassin duet and just backpedals outta there because nah man, there’s some things he’s just not prepared for, and the two scariest people he knows singing children’s songs is one of them

What if she’s singing itsy bitsy spider in Russian.

communistbakery:

wittstheword:

communistbakery:

pussy-bitch-420:

communistbakery:

classypotatoe:

communistbakery:

ugh I hate calculus… why did I sin up for this

You should have signed up for spelling classes instead

you’re right haha this isn’t a pun or anything!

pun or not, you spelled sine wrong. There is literally no place where it is written “sin”

that is for trig… not calc…

Rekt

smilingslowly:

spookywhiteghost:

fuckinglesbian:

princessnausicaa:

my mom tried to teach our goats to pee in one certain spot by giving them treats when they’d pee in that spot

except that

they think that now whenever they pee they get a treat

so whenever they see my mom

they pee

 laughed for a solid five minutes

behaviorism gone wrong

Pavlov is laughing in his grave

apocyan:

WHAT ARE THE FUCKING CHANCES

1 out of 512

kaerstyne:

star-anise:

edwardspoonhands:

Apparently if you have an anxiety disorder you can go backwards in time. 

Are you kidding? I can go back to that exact moment when I was 6 and I said something embarrassing any time I like.

well that’s just painfully accurate

Yeah and it’s enough to bring some people to tears because of the situation

azula-griffon:

wolfknot:

let me lay this down for you simply as can be;

i hate cis people jokes do not kill.

i hate trans people jokes do kill.

transphobia kills, gets people kicked out of families/homes, they lose jobs, they get literally spat on in any sense of the manner, and anytime they vent their frustration, they get spat on again.

cisphobia hurts feelings. thats it. people dont die. people keep their jobs, people are rewarded for saying crude things about transfolk. nothing bad happens. at all.

Is suicide not a thing considered in this post or what.
Bullying anyone for something they can’t fucking help can kill. Because people are hurt when they’re shamed.
Stop trying to defend being an asshole and making people feel bad about themselves because you feel like one type of person gets more flack than another. That’s fucking sick.

Also hating someone for their sexuality or gender is hate no matter who or what you are and cannot be excused.

touchingforeverclouds:

I just played ToS and right when I get into the ranked lobby “server will restart in ten minutes” appears. The town goes crazy: jailor randomly executes and gets a gf. vet kills another maf everyone is shouting in caps and excited for the updates + we lynch Samuel Paris for fun to have him brought back to life to almost lynch him again. It was crazy and super fun :D

Server restarts are like the purge