i have an idea in my head where thor is just like. painfully incapable of being cissexist.
like some transphobic reporter asks him abt his sexuality and he’s “i have been attracted to many of your midgardian genders” and “what” and “my current paramor is genderqueer” “are they male or female” “they are neither of those two genders, that is what i have just said!” “oh well what were they born as“ “oh no, dear friend, u appear to be confusing genderqueer with genderfluid! the lady mystique assures me that these are two very different things, [extremely extended explanation]”
y/y
oh my gosh yes
“but what are they biologically?”
“…they are human.”
oh my god
“But what is between their legs?!”
“That is not of your concern, but on a good day, myself!”
IM SCREAMING
#thor’s the kind of guy who would hear that joke #you know #’who wears the pants in your relationship?’ #’well if we’re doing it the right way #neither of us’ #and he’d just BELLOW with laughter #because yes no pants for both of us #excellent (via tinpanali)
HELP
Because they were always heroes, even before they officially became them.
#ok but no #no no no no #that is literally tony being a villain #like #absolutely 100% supervillain territory #that is a giant ass bomb that he built and then didn’t care who got it #he was NOT a hero first #that’s the whole point of him #that’s what he brings to the shitfest that is the avengers team #some of them ARE heroes who needed a little something extra to prove it to everyone else #steve right #i basically mean steve #but thor was a genocidal playboy #tony was a supervillain #and bruce had the most dangerous bad practices with science of a tropey mad scientist ever #no they were not good men #steve was always a great man #sam is always a great man #but these other guys are proof that owning your mistakes is the best way to be a better man #THAT’s the POINT
so much this ^ those tags are perfect yes
we-aim-to-misbehave replied to your post “Into the woods”Everyone’s favorite song from Into the Woods should be Agony.This is very true. I amend my answer, my favorite song is AG-ON-Y! FAR MORE PAINFUL THAN YOURS!! *rips shirt dramatically*
I think it’s the unspoken favourite where nobody will say it’s their favourite but if it’s playing, they will sing it at the top of their lungs. Kind of like bohemian rhapsody
We’re at a family reunion and some dude asked my dad when I was getting married and with a totally straight face my dad was like “we’re just going to give her to whichever young man can provide us with the largest flock of goats”
Posting this here for those who would like to vote for a Democrat, just not the one that will screw us all over. Bernie Sanders seems like the best way to go.
I almost never get into politics, but he really does seem to have a lot of good stuff going for him!
okay there’s a source for sanders. That’s what I need.
