rosexknight:

silver-tongues-blog:

rosexknight:

fangsartwokshop:

pregblrmumblr:

thepigeongazette:

one screw to make, one screw up to take

Omg 😂😂😂

@rosexknight This is Shep if you ever hand him a child

I feel like this is also a couple of mine if you handed them a child as well. Like Gawain. Or Pyrite.

When azure and Alice let chip hold agate for the first time.

Is what you’re talking about Chip is like a natural with kids for the most part. She wouldn’t panic that bad XD

SORRY, i MEANT LAPIS
Sorry, it was late and I had been working and my brain was fried

ufo-pilot-and-his-sexy-spouse:

Yaaaassssssssss!

velocesmells:

[M E R C Y]

a warm up doodle I brushed up a bit

thebootydiaries:

snickerdoodl3:

thebootydiaries:

snickerdoodl3:

thebootydiaries:

honestly i feel so bad for my future husband bc i would ask “do u think im pretty” like 29 times a day and nudge him awake at 3am to ask if he thinks snails have feet

Me. But I wouldn’t ask such a stupid question. Obviously snails don’t fucking have any fucking feet you piece of shit fake text post maker.

actually the bottom part of the snail is considered to be a muscular foot. it’s too bad u don’t know the answer to such a stupid question tho rip in peace ;(

If you already knew that then why would you be asking? “Muscular foot” is still different than “feet”. My response is still valid. It’s still a stupid question.

henny… I said “snails” which is plural… like…..saying “humans have hearts” doesn’t mean one human has multiple hearts…… rip in rest ;/

sindri42:

capnjamesman:

shanasblue:

always-thirsty-pocket:

uglyfun:

the NRA is literally writing gun fanfiction

Time for little red riding hood to lock and load.

Originally posted by stepping-back-eurydice

saw that coming a mile away xD

stability:

put your DJ name in the tags

DJ abandonment and disappointment

clowncare:

when u used to be an overachiever but now ur barely running on enough energy to function and u dont know how to cope

savethescne:

justin-bernardo:

this is the worst sequence of gifs I’ve seen in my entire life holy shit

At this point I’ve resolved to assume every reference I don’t get is from homestuck