Silver Tongue
What is heavier? A 200 pounds of bricks or 200 pounds of feathers?

shitpost-senpai:

tacoabel:

sirobvious:

The answer is the feathers.

200 pounds of bricks is just a bunch of bricks, but if you try to carry 200 pounds of feathers, you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds.

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piggyschuyler:

“Autism $peaks is better than nothing!”

No, no it is not.. An organization that promotes abusive therapy, makes 70 million dollars a year yet only “helps” 8,000 people, supports parents over kids, silences autistic people, blocks autistic people, steals from autistic people, sympathizes with murdering autistic people is NOT better.

Describe your writing process in three words or less.

ryukodragon:

avecpardonplaysminecraft:

tissa112:

skelepreg:

under-the-bed-tales:

octoblets:

prismportrait:

frankpanioncube:

papyrusthegreatskelenton:

older-and-more-determined:

demmyguard:

ask-shadowknight-of-the-stars:

smollizardandrobot:

therealshootingstar:

toastyhat:

fatal-blow:

g-g-freak:

cameoappearance:

thegladhatter:

casketscratcher:

blackcrowcalling:

“Well, fuck.”

“USE THE SPOONS”

“oops okay nevermind”

“throw things together”

There we… are?

“Just fake it”

“Someone should cry.”

“I’m very tired”

“Ok gotta scribble…”

Okay, which ship?

“goodbye, lettuce friend.”

“This is shit”

“Writers block why!?”

Undergrads will SUFFER

Long winded, commas

“Where’s the eraser”

How do ending

“Where’re we going?“

Come on, write!

“What if-?”

“How many FEELS?”

too much trope?

damnian-wayne:
“ micdotcom:
“ Yes, Ted Cruz actually said this on national TV — and then he brought up serial killers (!).
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I’m 330% here for the Zodiac Killer taking down Trump
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damnian-wayne:

micdotcom:

Yes, Ted Cruz actually said this on national TV — and then he brought up serial killers (!).

I’m 330% here for the Zodiac Killer taking down Trump

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me: *sees own post*

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I would say you are a child of Athena or Artemis. Maybe more Artemis.

It would have to be Athena. Artemis doesn’t have any children. Though I could both be a child of Athena and a Huntress of Artemis

Which Greek god/goddess do you think I’d be a child of?
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“ fucking furries assigning their children fursonas before they’re even born
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fucking furries assigning their children fursonas before they’re even born

chanclazo:

papinegro:

You can’t beat morals into a child. Some of y'all can’t wait to abuse kids. Gross asses.

I guarantee you anyone who lived through that kind of parenting can attest to the fact that their parents 9/10 times hit them out of sheer frustration. The only moral people are passing down this way is that it’s okay to take out your anger on people who are smaller or less important than you think you are. Like, wtf

iguanamouth:

werewolf1992:

toasterssupertasty:

admiralstanley:

misscherry:

dernski:

iguanamouth:

gtfoyourcomputer:

iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

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about a week ago i found this in a goodwill, one of those “grow in water” toys but

there’s no pictures of what might be inside besides the awful baby clipart, and i am insanely curious about whats actually in the egg 

15 hour adventure starting now

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9 hours in and there is a crack on the egg, i repeat, crack on the egg

what if it’s really not a baby and it’s a turd

WELL WE GON FIND OUT

iguanamouth:

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hour 23 WHAT THE FUFCK IS THAT

THE EGG CONTAINED SOME KIND OF ELDRITCH MONSTROSITY THAT IS NOT A BABY ABORT MISSION ABORT ABORT

I JUST WENT AHEAD AND TOOK IT APART

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OH

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HOLY PISSING HELL

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MY CHILD

im peeing

ITS BACK

Hey @iguanamouth, guess what found it’s way back to my dash

hey lauren did you eat this or what

this post ruined my fucking life