Silver Tongue
I, for one, welcome our new wretched tooth overlord.

wretchedtooth:

wilwheaton:

How can you not vote for that hat?

#IStandWithWretched Tooth #IStandWithWretchedTooth

Thank You For Your Support, Willam Wheaton.

I Appreciate Your Support As An Individual And Will Gladly Accept You As An Ally, With Respect

But I Must Also Distance Myself From The Farce Of Celebrity Endorsements At This Time

They Have Propped Up Idols For Us To Identify With

When This One Or That One Buys A House, We Look At Photos Of The House

When This One Or That One Goes On A Date, We Publish A Record In Print

They Stand Together Outside Of The Cage, Buying Houses And Going On Dates, And We Run Toward Them On Our Spinning Wheels, Believing We Will Reach Them And Finally Rest

And The Wheels Power Their Houses And Their Dates

Then We Fall Asleep And Dream That We Are Not In A Cage

cachepot:

“I’m not voting for Mop” starter pack

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ohvelveteena:

ladyoflate:

not voting isn’t refusing to play the game. You’re in this country, you’re subject to the game whether you like it or not. The only way not to play is to leave, and the vast majority of us don’t have that option.

Not voting is playing the game but saying ‘pass’ every time your turn comes up and then wondering why you lost.

Making young people not vote is actually a tactic used in politics to keep the satus quo. The young vote is always the one for change, so dissuading them from voting at all is actually a political tactic used by the people in charge to keep themselves there.

Voting is rebellion.

wretchedtooth:

Truth Is Not A Brand.

Things that are better than sex

rosexxxknight:

betterthansexthings:

Homestuck updating again

You have clearly never had sex.

Well duh, they read homestuck.

therealjacksepticeye:
“Dafuq?? Haha
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wretchedtooth:
“enderthenightguard:
“ wretchedtooth:
“ It Needs To Stop
”
who wouldnt want this man as a lizard king?
”
No More Kings. No More Thrones.
”

wretchedtooth:

enderthenightguard:

wretchedtooth:

It Needs To Stop

who wouldnt want this man as a lizard king?

No More Kings. No More Thrones.

shoolis:
“ I’m the guy in the silver car in the background who’s late for work because this goddamn chicken is fighting a chandelier
”

shoolis:

I’m the guy in the silver car in the background who’s late for work because this goddamn chicken is fighting a chandelier